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Chapter one
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1:45 pm
Miami, Florida
It was a quiet day in two story house located at the beachy shores of Miami. All was well but sadly for the one direction boys that was about to change.
"Goddammit liam!" Zayn yelled stomping down the stairs. Here we have zayn malik. The world's most obsessed selfie taker ...ever. Zayn constantly takes selfies no matter where he is , no matter what's going on around him. Zayn was probably more obsessed about himself than the fans.
"What the hell is your problem!?" Zayn shouted at the brown haired boy who was silently scrolling down his instagram feed. "What is it now" he spoke blandy. Liam Payne. The instagram hoe of one direction. Not only does he post various pictures of food, his dog ( pickle) , and the boys. He'll just about like anything.
Zayn scowled at liam. "You rated me an eight on instagram!?" Liam looked up at zayn and rolled his eyes. "Yeah..and your point is?" Liam shut off his iPhone and sighed. "Liam are serious? I am clearly a ten! T-e-n! Ten!" Zayn shouted.
The British lad lifted a hand and wiped zayn's spit. Liam was tired of zayn judging him on his opinions. Whenever Zayn called a girl a whore , liam would nod along and agree. Now that liam has his own opinion, it's wrong?
"You know what?" Liam jumped up from the white Gucci couch, "I'm sick and tired of your ass! If I want I could change that damn eight to a fucking two!" Liam yelled.
"Hey fuckers! Can you be quiet!? I was trying to sleep!"
Now let me introduce to you, Louis Tomlinson. Sass master and anal freak. Yep, you heard me anal freak. He was a sex addict but no one knew that at least , the fans didn't. What the fans don't know won't hurt them..right?
"Fuck off Louis" Zayn spat at the blue eyed boy. Louis stomped down the steps , while adjusting his sleep mask. "I will fuck on zayn" Louis growled. "What's the damn problem now?" Louis tapped his foot against the wood floor. When liam and zayn didn't respond , the Doncaster lad stepped over toward zayn and slapped him. "What the hell!?" Zayn shouted.
"I'll ask again, whats the fucking problem!?" Louis yelled making liam jump and cower away. Liam and Zayn had been arguing since last week nonstop. So imagine waking up to yelling EVERY morning. Yeah, Louis is tired of it.
"Fuck boi here rated my selfie an eight" zayn mumbled. Louis let out a heavy sigh. "Liam" Louis averted his gaze toward liam who was twiddling his thumbs. "All I ask is for a weeks rest , that's all" Louis smiled. "SO WHEN THE FUCK WILL I GET IT!?" Liam sometimes thinks Louis is a bipolar ass. Louis will literally go from 'I'll bake you cookies' to'I will stab you in your throat' in mere seconds.
"What's the big deal? It was just a comment" liam shrugged. At that moment liam realised...he fucked up.
"A comment?! A fucking comment!?" Louis exploded. One fact about Lou here, sleepy Louie is a very mean Louie. "This damn comment is making you assholes argue making ME not sleep!" Louis paced about the room looking for something to break. Yes, he's that mad.
"And I'm sick and tired of it!" The British lad shouted at the top of his lungs grabbing a vase and throwing it across the room, nearly missing liam and zayn.
"What's with all the noise?" A deep, raspy voice filled the room. Louis turned to find Michael Clifford. I'm kidding, low and behold stood the amazing Harry Styles. Dressed in his Sunday best.
"The fuck you naked for harry? Go put some clothes on!" Louis spat. "Whoops! Sorry Lou" Harry grinned. To tell you the truth Louis secretly likes harry if it wasn't obvious in the xfactor. Louis just sleeps with random guys to rid his mind of harry and well to please his sexual frustrations.
Harry scurried up the wooden steps , swinging open his door. He walked over to his dresser and pulled on black skinnys and a packer jersey. Once he was finished brushing his teeth, he walked back down which was followed by more crashing and breaking of things. Probably from Louis.
Harry sighed. He didn't exactly 'enjoy' these mornings either. A mad Louis is a bad Louis to encounter. Last time Harry tired to interfere with Louis and his fits, he ended up with a broken nose and a few cuts and bruises. As pathetic as it is, Harry has known Louis for a really long time before the xfactor. He's always had a 'thing' for Louis. But shh! it's a secret.
"I'll cut off both your heads and stuff them in a pig and feed it to a hungry shark!" Harry found Louis glaring at both boys seated on the couch, both with frowns on they're faces.
Harry felt bad for them. Having to deal with Louis insult takes a toll on your self-esteem. He walked up behind Louis watching his shoulders rise and fall. Harry placed a hand on Lou's shoulder, causing Louis to stop mid-sentence and slowly turn around.
"Lou..." Harry was unsure of what to say.
"Why are you touching me?" Louis glared at the curly haired lad. "I-you need to calm down" harry removed his hand from Louis's shoulder , looking at the ground. "I am calm!" He shouted making harry jump.
"How about you go calm down in my garden. You can tend to my rice?" Harry grinned dimple popping out and faced the blue eyed boy. Louis glared at harry. Then he turned around looking at liam and zayn who averted they're eyes looking anywhere but Louis. Louis picked his hand up and flipped off both boys. Louis turned back around and shoved harry walking out of the house to Harry's rice 'farm' or garden.
"Now as for you two" harry looked back at zayn and liam. "You two clean up this mess" harry frowned at both boys and walked into the kitchen, leaving the two lads to clean.
As zayn began sweeping and liam picking up the fallen pictures , the last boy of the band decided to come down. Niall rubbed his eyes and yawned. "W-what happened?" He asked. Niall Horan..um..he's Irish that's about all I could say.
"Shut up niall" they said in unison.
Niall frowned and walked into the kitchen finding harry. "Hey Haz" niall lazily smiled. "Hello ni" Harry smiled. "Could you do me a favor?" Niall's nodded. "Can you go grab me some carrots from my garden?" Harry looked over at niall all who nodded again and started stirring the pancake batter once again.
Niall pulled on his flip-flops and opened the back door walking out into the patio that held Harry's garden. His eyes immediately feel on Louis who was throwing dirt at the plants. "Louis?" Niall walked over to Louis who looked back at him and glared. "What?" Louis growled.
"Can you pass me a carrot" Louis took no time at all to grab a carrot and fling it at niall who yelped out in pain when the carrot hit his eye.
"Assface" Niall's mumbled holding his eye and picking up the carrot. He slammed the door and threw harry the carrot. "I'm not doing anything anymore" niall mumbled and walked back to his room
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