Listen to this while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsTdLUCPNKo
Frost: I swear, I'll scratch at the next wise guy who makes fun of my daughter's nose!
Ginger: She's beautiful, not odd. And perfect the way she is.
Frost: Yeah, you're right! Look at my little gal, isn't she a dolly? This jumpy Eevee kit of mine, and her name is Holly. She's quite a charming Eevee, and so very lovely! She has your grace and style.
Ginger: But she has her daddy's smile.
Frost: Can't wait till she's old enough to play in Eevee Games. Then one day she'll guard the sleigh as the reindeer pulls their reigns!
Oh? But, What about- What about- What about her gleaming nose?
Ginger: It has a healthy shine.
It absolutely glows!
What about- What about- What about her beaming nose?
Holly's has a nose only a mother could love!
Ginger: Look at my little gal, with her angelic grin. So cuddly and snuggly, she's sharper than a pin. She's such a special Eevee. She's a candy cane-Ve! Don't you want to pinch her cheek? She's exquisitely unique.
Frost: Our dear is so endearing, but but one thing that I'm fearing. When we start to school her, the kids may ridicule her.
Ginger: Perhaps they'll ignore it, learn to adore it! She got that certain spark!
Elf: I be that nose glows in the dark.
Put a cover on it wear a lamp shade up on it. Forgive us for finding Holly's nose is simply blinding! Oh! What about- What about- What about her gleaming nose?
Ginger: It is a little pink.
Frost: She'll grow out of it, I think.
What about- What about- What about young Holly's nose? Will it grow any dimmer, or will it start to shimmer? What about- What about- What about her gleaming, ever beaming, neon, shiny nose?
Yes, what about-
Reindeer: Yes, what about-
Elf: Yes, what about-
Yes, what about- Yes, what about Holly's shiny nose?
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Multiverse Songs
General FictionJust some fun songs, with lyrics reworded to fit my AUs. Italic means they're singing.