3rd person
Harry jokingly says "Shut up shortie!" once he's called "dumb dumb" by Christian, who is the shortest of the group. Christians smile instantly disappeared, "what..?", everyone was silent and Jake and Harry were incredibly confused. "What the fuck is wrong with you Harry! You can't just call people short. Stephen is medically short and it makes him suicidal!! You can't call people short, it's so rude and disrespectful! We're over Harry, I guess it wasnt true love after all, you bitch." Tears fill up in Christians eyes while he runs away to the bathroom, once he goes in he sees his best friend, Stephen. He was someone who was medically short, with an also medically short penis. (yes I am being serious. Stephen is based off someone not my best friend wtf irl who is also medically short with a medically short penis.) Stephen runs to Christian to give him a hug, but he can't because he's too short. 2"6 to be exact. So instead of a hug, Stephen consoled his secret crush, Christian. "What's wrong darling? ~ I-I mean babe, no! I mean, uh, b-b-buddy..!" Christian gets on his knees and hugs Stephen, "Harry is such an ASSHOLE! "