Deadpool x male reader

Stuff Goes Down

You two watch the rest of the movie with some minor inconveniences involving Deadpool trying to flirt with you again and him trying to touch you, you walk out of the movies with Deadpool trying to reach for your hand but you pull it away and grab your upper arm and walk to your car. You and Deadpool get in the green car, you driving and him in the passenger seat even though he is older than you by 6 years. As you were driving you noticed that he put his hand on your thigh, you find comfort in him and just wanted to spend time with him. You reach his house and drop him off. "See you later babe and text you later" Deadpool said in a childish manner

"See you later and look forward to the texts." You say

"Ya know you can call me Wade or babe, right?" Deadpool says

"Yeah I guess." You say hesitatingly, Deadpool walks into his house and waves goodbye to you and you wave back. You pull away from the house and drive to your house when you get there, you check your phone to see if he texted you and he did not. You walk into your house and say to yourself I'm exhausted, checking the time you see it's 8pm and you head off to your room. When you get there you change out of your clothes into a fresh pair and you lay down on your bed looking through your phone as you do that you fall asleep. The next morning you wake up drowsily and check the time it's 9am and you check your phone because it just vibrated, the texts were from Deadpool. He sent you good morning babe, how was your night? and a picture, it was of him with his mask on, no shirt on and he had his underwear pulled down so that you could see the maximum v-line in his muscles. You felt your face get warm and texted back to him good morning, good, and why did you send me this picture? It Is so inappropriate, you are almost naked! You hit send and a few minutes later he said really but we are dating and one day or another your going to see me like that. And he sent you another picture of the same one except he had a big bulge and texted love you. Oh my God you think to yourself what have I gotten myself into, you text back love you too. He instantly responds like he was waiting to see if you were going to text back. Why don't we hangout, at my place maybe? You text  shour and when are we going to meet? As soon as you can babe, I am ready for you and don't eat breakfast. I can make it for you, he says. You respond with ok and I'll be right over. You quickly change out of your shorts and a t-shirt and put on a sweatshirt and sweatpants and head out the door and get in your car, it takes a few minutes to get there. Once you arrive you get out of the car and you walk up the steps and go to knock on the door when it opens for you, Deadpool opened it and said "babe you made it" he hugged you "come in and take a seat and make yourself at home" 

"Ok, your house is nice" you say

"Why thank you and what would you like for breakfast?" He asks

"Umm… I'll have some hash browns if that's ok with you" you say

"Yes and that's ok with me, but just let me get changed to cook" Deadpool says as he runs off to a different room. After a few minutes you look up from what you are doing and see Deadpool come out of the room he was in with what looks to be nothing but an apron, you quickly react by covering the side of your face with your hand so you can still see what is going on but just not Deadpool. He walks over to you and says "hi babe does this make you uncomfortable?"

"YES!" you say loudly "your naked and right all up in my face!"

"I'm not naked, but I can be if you want me to" he says

"Please no" you say in a pleading voice

"Ok, but you may see me like that later" Deadpool says and walks away from you and over to the stove.

"Only if you have my consent" you say as you look to see why he said he wasn't naked even though he clearly was, then you see the skin tight underwear he is wearing that is so small and tight that you almost see his butt crack and you see some of his butt cheek. You gasp in shock as you see it, "what's wrong, don't like my underwear?" Deadpool asks