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west ham's biggest plonkers
[5 participants]

noble
neville
declan has something he wants to ask you

rice
wow
stop snaking me out

antonio
you fancy the new girl already?
sheesh declan

hart
declan rice
no

neville
thank u joe <3
yeah no declan xxx

rice
you don't even know what I wanted to ask

neville
you were going to ask if I wanted to go to Mason's party next weekend

noble
she's a mind reader or a witch for sure

rice
what
how did you know already

neville
what noble said

antonio
this girl is actually freaky
are you actually a mind-reader
I watched you volley a goal on Sunday from 30 yards away

neville
that's just talent

rice
show off

hart
I still want to know why she knew what he was gonna ask

neville
mason asked iggy
iggy asked me to go with her
my boy has a crush on my bsf <3

rice
okay yeah I knew that
didn't know you'd already been invited

neville
wherever iggy goes, I go

antonio
except work

neville
yes
except work

rice
iggy sounds cool
why is she cooler than you

neville
bc she just is
and always has been
anyway doggie rice, I decline your offer to go with you
I think my reputation would go downhill if I was seen out with you

rice
hate you

neville
hate you too <3

hart
yeah you say that
you'll be shagging in no time

noble
yeah that's true
i agree with Joe

antonio
same here
sorry Talia

neville
you will be 😒

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boys will be boys
[3 participants]

mason added iggy
mason added talia

talia
OMG YES
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

mason
you're insane

chilly
who are these humans

talia
I'm Natalia
the other number is Isabella
everyone calls her Iggy
and mason's future wife

mason
rlly? 😐

declan
oh fuck
who added Natalia

talia
ok no longer excited
why is doggie rice here

chilly
ohhhh it's THAT Natalia

talia
excuse me doggie
if you've been bad mouthing me to your 'boys' I'll tell Mark

mason
hahaha he's not don't worry Tal
i wouldn't let him

chilly
yeah it's not been badmouthing at all
the opposite actually

iggy
told you he fancied you

talia
I'm gonna pretend i don't see that message
like at all
anyway
what brings us to this groupchat

chilly
I'm also curious
lads?

talia
i like you chilly
i assume that's ben chilwell

chilly
indeed
miss natalia neville

talia
my grandad is called neville neville
not kidding

mason
shut up really?

declan
nah that's fake
surely

iggy
nah it's true
big up Grandpa Nevs
miss him

talia
i miss my dad more
and sophie and molly
not my step-mum though she sucks

iggy
ahhh emma
hate her so much

declan
no one cares about your family

talia
ok so don't cry when my dad says your shit on sky sports then

declan
😒😒😒

mason
violated dec
you've met your match

chilly
i like these girls
you girls can stay

mason
i also agree

declan
i don't

iggy
2 against 1 doggie
we stay

talia
😊😊😊

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