Jokes that make people laugh like idiots

Okay so despite the title, these may suck like crap.

One day God promised to all the men in the world that there would be a beautiful, smart, loyal woman around every corner. Then he made the world round and laughed.

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There was a dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus. They had a race. Who won?

A: the dumb blonde because Santa and smart blondes don't exist!

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Three guys' ship wrecked on what they thought was a stranded island when indians jump out of nowhere and force the guys to find 10 fruits and shove them up their butts without making any sound or facial expression or they'll kill them. The 1st guy comes with 10 apples and makes a cry of pain on the 3rd one and the indians kill him. The 2nd guy comes with 10 cherries and starts laughing on the 9th one and the indians kill him too. He meets the 1st guy up in heaven and he asks him "Why did you start laughing? You could've made it!" and the 2nd guy responds "Because I saw the 3rd guy coming with pineapples!!!!!!!"

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