Nagito's POV
I was walking around on the beach when suddenly the monitor began flashing.
"Huh?"
"Hello! It is I, Monokuma! I'm here to deliver some news! We have a new student! Come down to Jabberwock Park to meet this new student."
Nagito shuddered. Great. Another one.
He trudged over to Jabberwock Park and instantly gasped.
There was.....A SKELETON??
Hajime and Kazuichi also arrived at the park. Kazuichi's eyes landed on the corpse and he turned completely white.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Monokuma suddenly popped out and turned the corpse around.
It was.....
Beautiful.
"So, you little dimwits, this is Sans. He's weird as hell and will make this island much more exciting!"
I ran up to the Sans and grabbed his hand.
"Huh? Who are you?"
"I'm Nagito Komeada. The Ultimate Lucky Student. But don't mind that, I'm nothing next to your excellency!"
Even if it was impossible, I could've sworn that I saw the skeleton blush.
"I'm Sans. The Ultimate Comedian."
My eyes lit up. How was he so perfect!?
Kazuichi then sped to Sans and began inspecting him.
"How strange. I can't find the control panel."
Sans looked extremely confused at this remark.
"Don't mind him, he's Kazuichi Souda. The Ultimate Mechanic. He probably thinks you're some kind of silly robot."
Kazuichi looked to the side and scratched his neck.
"I could've introduced myself man."
Sans turned to me.
"Care to show me around? Nagito?"
I smiled and took his hand.
"Of course, Sans."
THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T MURDER ME
