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*The squad is over at Dayeon's house*

Yujin: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Dayeon: ... N-No...

Dayeon, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Yujin, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Hikaru: I see a-

Dayeon, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Yujin: Oh, well I-

Dayeon: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on-

*fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Dayeon, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Mashiro: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Bahiyyih: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Dayeon: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Dayeon: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Dayeon, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Dayeon: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Chaehyun, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Dayeon:

Yujin: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Dayeon:

Dayeon, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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