The Parody Parade

This is my ex

AN this was a requested by DoctorWhoovesFanatic - hope you like it
It's also based on an actual person so if you're reading this, please take the lyrics under some serious consideration.

Also - feel free to comment with requests! If you want a specific song about a specific topic comment or pm me!

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This is my ex

Originally "This is gospel" by Panic! At The Disco off the album "Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die"

Parody by Raylee07

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This is my ex
He's an asshole
He has bad breath
And his beard is retarded
He plays
CoD all day
Has no future and lives off his parents

What happens when you hit your 30's
And your mom still buys your clothes
And she pays for the phone you use to call and bug me on

We broke us so please just diiiiiiiiiie
You're a creepy stalker guuuuuuy
I've blocked your number and your emails
But you keep changing details
You're creeping me out
You've got me stressed
The fear, the fear of my stalker ex

This is my ex
He's a messy pig
He's a snob
An insufferable bastard
He basically sleeps all day
And leaves his dirty underwear in the bathroom

You kick in your sleep
You snore like a pig
There's no peace when you're around
Sometimes I wish I could put you six feet underground

We broke us so please just diiiiiiiiiie
You're a creepy stalker guuuuuuy
I've blocked your number and your emails
But you keep changing details
You're creeping me out
You've got me stressed
The fear, the fear of my stalker ex