(Deadpool POV)
Hi my name is Wade Wilson or better known as Deadpool. I am just you're run of the mill merc with a mouth just trying to stir up trouble but first boy do I got a story to tell you which involves a certain spider I know. So our story start off with me got running around the city of New York among the rooftops just doing my thing then the next thing I know I see a certain spider swinging around doing his nightly patrol. So the wise thing for me to do was to get one of my katanas and just throw it at his web cutting it off in the process which is exactly what I did. Next thing I know he's landing on the roof straight on his back. So I go over to him and stand right on top of him.
"Hi....Spidey..."
"Deadpool...wait were you the one who cut off my web?", asked Spiderman.
"GUILTY!"
"What is wrong with you?!",shouted Spiderman.
"I wanted to get your attention and there was something I want from you."
"I kind of scared to ask what it is.", said Spiderman.
I had a big grin on my face. "Oh you'll see."
Spiderman tries to back away but I grab his foot.
"Let go of me!", shouted Spiderman.
"I can't do that not until I get what I want."
I drag him back to me and knock him out.
