Romance: There's No Spell Needed

Chapter One - Bra Stealers and Difficult Owls

It's a calm, peaceful day in Hogwarts, and everyone is getting along wonderfully. All the students are getting straight O's and everyone is in a perfect relationship. There are no wars, and Dumbledore and Voldemort are best friends. There are magical rainbows everywhere and bubbles float in every inch of the air you breathe. Everyone has the perfect body, perfect face, perfect personality. No one dies, because everyone is immortal. Love is everywhere and everyone loves everyone.

The End.

Pssh, you wanted the story to be like that? Sorry, if you want something in that genre, go look up a princess story. Because this is story is the total opposite. So if you, my friend, are looking for a story containing rainbows, bubbles, and perfectness, you need to leave. To put it kindly, I banish you from reading this story. Just close your laptop, turn off your phone, and just return to your perfect Barbie dream life.

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Levisa's POV

"GIVE ME MY BRA BACK LEXI!" I shriek. Lexi and I are currently running around the room like a madmen. I trip over a pile of Joanna's library of school books and slam my head against my four-poster bed.

"Arrrgg..." I groan, clutching my forehead. A warm liquid puddles in the palm of my hand.

"Oh my gosh! I am so sorry! Sorry sorry sorry..." Lexi yelps, sprinting over to me. She pulls her wand out of her back pocket.

"Leviosa Narviesta." She says, moving the tip of the wand inches from my wound. I feel the bleeding stop and my skin feels itchy, the kind of itchy you get when you get scars.

"Now you look like Harry!" Joanna jokes from across the room. Lexi and Joanna giggle. I glare at them.

"It's true." Joanna shrugs. I pout my lips and walk over to the small side table next to my bed. I yank the drawer almost off the hinges and grab the small hand mirror. My mom gave it to me a while back, a gift to her from the muggle bank she works at.

"Oh my goodness!" I squeak. There's dried blood smeared across my forehead that now contains a nasty looking scar. "I'm bloody hideous!"

"Oh it's not that bad, Levisa." Lexi calls on her way down the corridor. "I'll get a wet handkerchief to clean you up!"

I pout and cross my arms. I still hear Joanna giggling.

"You do realize that no one is going to ask you to the Yule Ball if all you do is that annoying giggle!" I snap at her. Her head turns to my direction, her soft blonde hair moves with the sharp movement of her head.

"Oh c'mon Levisa, a little giggle isn't going to ruin my chances of getting a date." Joanna says in a matter-of-fact way. "It's not like guys are going to talk behind my back like they do Pansy..."

"You might as well BE Pansy with how your acting!" I shout at her. She widens her eyes in fright. Ugh, who am I kidding. Joanna is the most beautiful blonde girl here at Hogwarts. She'll get a date in a few days flat.

"Calm down, I didn't mean that..." She says quickly. Her head turns to the corridor. "Hey! There's Lex with the handkerchief!"

"I told you never to call me that. That name belongs to a man." Lexi snaps as she strides over to me. "Here ya go, sweetie."

I glare at her and snatch the handkerchief from her small grip. She puts her hands up in defeat and strides over to Joanna. I huff and use the hand mirror to guide my hand across my bloodied forehead. I get the last of it and fling the wet, and now bloody, rag at Lexi.

"EW!!" She shrieks as she runs out into the corridor. I laugh.

"She's always had a weak stomach! You know that Levisa!" Joanna yells at me, running to catch up with a hysterical Lexi. I sigh.