Jonathan: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Austin: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Henry: In your pantry!
Jonathan: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Austin: Is your friend here?
Jonathan, motioning to Mike: Yeah.
Austin, to Mike: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Todd: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Todd: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Todd: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Todd, to Austin and Henry: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Austin: YAAAAAAAAY!
Henry: THE PRESTIGE!
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Jonathan: Good morning.
Mike: Good morning.
Todd: Good morning.
Austin: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Henry: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Jonathan: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Todd will and will not eat.
Mike: Grass? Yes!
Jonathan: Moss? Yes!!
Mike: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Jonathan: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Mike: Worms? Sometimes!
Jonathan: Rocks? Usually nah.
Mike: Twigs? Usually!
Jonathan: Henry's cooking? Inconclusive!
Austin: How did you... test this?
Jonathan: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Austin: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Henry: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Mike : Are you sure Jonathan's even gay? He barely even looked at me.
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Todd: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Austin: All I drank was Redbull!
Todd: How many?
Austin : Eighteen.
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Austin: Person 2, are you talking to yourself?
Henry: Yes
Henry : It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn house.
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Jonathan: *goes on date*
Jonathan: *looks around*
Jonathan: I'm sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?
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Mike: do you like tall girls or short girls?
Todd: Men.
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Random... So I'm doing this again. I am a very bored person. (o゜▽゜)o making this @ 9:53pm and hate life ----------- Not doing this no more/Completed? ✅ -----------
