Jonathan, waking up: SHIT IM LATE FOR SCHOOL!
Jonathan: Oh wait, I'm an adult
Jonathan, sitting back up: I'M A TEACHER
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Nathan: what should I get Sam for their birthday?
Will: medication
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Mike: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Austin: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Person 1: Not when you're playing with Todd, it's not. They puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."
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Eteled: *is struggling with a can*
Sam: You need some help with that?
Eteled: Yes, actually *Sam the can* please?
Sam: *sighs and takes the pringles out of the pringle can*
Eteled: Bless your little hands
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Henry: see you in hell.
Austin: are you asking me out on a date?
Austin: because, if so, i accept.
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Nathan: I will fight the next person who insults my partner.
Kyle: I hate myself...
Nathan: Alright my beautiful flower, square up.
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Sam: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Sam's mother: A pet WHAT?!
Austin, inside of the Wii: William Snakespeare
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Mike: why is Person 3 crying?
Todd: they saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Jonathan: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY
Mike: please don't say what I think you're gonna say
Jonathan: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH
Mike: NO NOT THAT
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Sam: you're such a dick
Will: I am what I eat.
Kyle: *spits their tea*
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Austin: Don't worry, I have a permit.
Todd: ... This just says "I can do what I want".
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Random... So I'm doing this again. I am a very bored person. (o゜▽゜)o making this @ 9:53pm and hate life ----------- Not doing this no more/Completed? ✅ -----------
