Vivi had gone off with Carue in order to find her father, but well, she ends up running into-
Bon: Going somewhere?
Vivi: Mr. 2!!!!
He kicks them in the face, and sends them flying into a wall!
Vivi: AAAAAGH!!!
Carue: QUAACK!!
From nearby ...
(Y/N): Did you hear that? That was-
Gray: Vivi! She's in trouble.
Elfman: Then let's go! We can't let her die!
Lisanna: Yeah, if we run into that Mr. 2 jerk, then we-
Sanji: No, I'll handle this.
Gray: Sanji, you know what'll happen if he-
Sanji: What does it matter? NO ONE DISHONORS A LADY WHEN I'M AROUND!! I'LL BEAT THAT CROSSDRESSER UNTIL HE'S SEEING STARS!! VIVI MY LOVE, I'LL SAVE YOU!!
Sanji rushes off.
(Y/N): I have a bad feeling about this.
Back with Vivi...
Vivi: Stop it!
Bon: I don't think so! I've been given my mission. I'll eliminate you right here a-
But then he's kicked right in the face by Sanji!
Bon: AAAAGH!
The Crossdresser is sent flying.
Sanji: Don't worry Vivi, you can rest now. Hey, Carue, get her out of here.
Carue: Quack!
Vivi: Sanji, thank you!
She rides off on Carue and-
Bon: You must be Mr. Prince.
Sanji: Heh, that's right. But, I'm known as Sanji, and I'm the best Chef from the East Blue.
Bon: So what? Even if you are a Chef, I'm a true artist! Just see from the power of the Clone Clone Fruit, and my Okama Kenpo! Prepare yourself! SWAN DASH!!
Bon begins to spin rapidly, and dashes at Sanji!
Sanji just dodges and-
Sanji: LA BROCHETTE!
He hits him right in the chest.
Sanji: How's that?
Bon: BASTARD!!! OH COME MY WAY KNUCKLE!
He tries to punch Sanji, but-
Sanji: Idiot!
He kicks him multiple times!
Sanji: BAD MANNER KICK COURSE!
Bon: If you're going to be like that, then I might as well take the extreme method! COPY COPY MONTAGE!!
He then begins to transform, with Natsu's hair, Gajeel's eyebrows, Usopp's nose, and Happy's mouth!
Bon: NOW LAUGH UNTIL YOU DIE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
But he then realizes what his face looks like and-
Bon: MY FACE!!
Sanji: About 90% of that was your own face. You idiot.
Bon: GRR! No matter, how about this then?
He transforms into Natsu!
Bon: (With Natsu's Voice) Now try and h-
He kicks him!
Bon: YOU JUST HIT YOUR OWN FRIEND! Well you clearly are a heartless jerk!
Sanji: You think you can take the faces of my friends and just claim to be them? You only have their face, but what you lack-
Bon: What do I lack?
Sanji: Hmph, you lack their soul, and you can't copy that!
Bon: AGH!
He retreats to a corner.
Bon: Their soul? I see now-
He begins to cry.
Bon: I can't fool you. Even if I turned into-
He turns into Nami.
Bon Nami: Her, it wouldn't even m-
He then sees Nami drooling, with heart eyes, and a bloody nose.
Bon: Huh?
He turns into Lucy, and Sanji is drooling again!
Bon: He's easy to read.
He then turns into Erza, and Sanji once again gets a massive nosebleed!
Bon: Too easy to read.
He turns back into Nami.
Bon Nami: You're such a fool.
He attacks Sanji multiple times!!
Sanji: AGH! BASTARD, I'LL-
He turns into Nami again!
Sanji: OH HOW CUTE!!
Bon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MASCARA BOOMERANG!!!
Sanji continues to get beaten to a pulp due to Bon's methods, and after a while-
Sanji: ENOUGH OF THIS!!
Bon turns into Nami again, and-
Sanji: You have something on your left cheek!
Bon Nami: I do?
Bon turns himself back to normal, and Sanji kicks him in the face!
Bon: WHY YOU-
He then puts the swans on his back onto his feet, and prepares to fight back.
Bon: PRIMA BALLERINA!!!
He goes to fight Sanji, and the two begin to engage in a kicking battle, with so many kick attacks unleashed!
Sanji: Why you!
They go once again into many kicks, and they fly right into the walls!
Bon: ENOUGH OF THIS YOU UGLY BASTARD!!!
THEY GO RIGHT INTO EACH OTHER AND-
The kick that Sanji unleashes sends Bon flying right into a wall, and he falls unconscious.
Sanji: That's why you don't disrespect a lady. Even if it kills me, I will never attack a lady. And I will not let anyone disrespect one either!
He walks off as Mr. 2 lies there.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Mirajane: Oh dear, this seems like big trouble! Erza goes searching for Zoro, and while she does find him, they run into Mr. 1, and he doesn't look like he wants to mess around.
Elfman: On the other side, Lucy, Juvia, and Nami run into that Ms. Doublefinger chick! And she uses a Spike Spike Fruit!
Lisanna: Luckily, Nami has brought her own weapon to the fight! The Clima-Tact! She's in for trouble now!
Luffy: Next Time: The Last Two!/Take Down Mr. 1 and Ms. Doublefinger! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!!
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