❝Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.❞
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ In which I present you a bunch of txtzy incorrect quotes, once again.
Sequel to: Incorrect Txtzy!
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A Txtzy crack au.
Started : 12 September, 2020.
Ended : 21 Dece...
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"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PIZZA?"
A loud crash is heard that makes Lia wince and plug the earphone in her other ear as well.
It's a regular happening, doesn't surprise them anymore. Even if it's literally two in the morning. Most of them are awake anyway.
"WHICH ONE OF YALL'S CRUSTY ASS ATE IT?" Chaeryeong emerges from the kitchen wi— is that a knife? "TELL ME!"
"Stop shouting, Yeji is sleeping." Yeonjun mutters, concentrated on probably a game on his phone. But his concentration drops and eyes go wide when a butcher's knife comes in front of his face.
"That doesn't answer my question," Chaeryeong smiles sinisterly.
"I d-don't have think." The older's lips twitch in a nervous curve.
"Beomgyu did it." It was Soobin. To Yeonjun's fortune, Chaeryeong turns her attention to him.
The guy with the wolf cut shrieks, jumps on Soobin and slaps his mouth. "You weren't supposed to say it!"
He turns to the red-head girl who was approaching them with that dangerous-to-humans-weapon. Gulping, he tries to crack a smile. "This thing is not children friendly, p-please put it away."
"You didn't think of putting my pizza away, did you?"
"FUCKING GET UP FROM ME!" Soobin's painful voice is muffled because of Beomgyu's weight on him.
This time, it's Kai who winces and stirs in sleep. Instead of waking up, he just shifts his head comfortably on Lia's lap, getting his hair ruffled by her.
"Not my fault that my ass is fat a— chAERYEONG WHAT THE FUCK?!" Beomgyu screeches as the metal is only three inches away from his throat.
"Chae, drop it." Taehyun's voice emerges from the fiery depths of hell, or the bathroom, as they like to call it. "Tomorrow is my turn to vacuum the dorm and blood is hard to clean."
The said girl wants to say something but the door with "Do not disturb" sign flies open. There stands a sleep deprived, sick-of-everything, zombie looking Yeji.
Everyone goes silent.
Yeji scans the area. Kai and Lia seem good, angelic, pure, innocent, etcetera, etcetera.
Ryujin is oiling her hair, okay, a decent human thing to do. And Taehyun is just there— standing, existing, nice, good.
Then there's Beomgyu sprawled on Soobin alongside Chaeryeong with a knife and a stressed Yeonjun who is trying to gingerly take that weapon away but has stopped because of the elephant in the room.
"Stop zooming the camera on my dark circles!" Yeji deadpans and everyone looks at Yuna who's with her small canon, shooting the whole scene.
"Were you recording this whole time?" Yeonjun raises his brows, impressed. Ryujin snorts.
