(a/n got this from google)
V= Velasquez ( |how to say it: vuh la skez|;)
S= Finn (|how to say it: fin|;)
T= James (also known as torcher|how to say name: tor chr;)
M: midget |how to say it: mi- jit|;)
-alarm playing rises the moon maruwhat cover-liana flores -
"aghh morn already how boring, it felt like I slept for a few minutes.!-"
as Torcher(james) gets up from bed to go brush his teeth, he starts to get some clothes from his closet to get ready for his daily torturing gay and idiotic soldier's as he gets ready to go bother them from their slumber he quickly gets a few speakers and puts them in each of the soldiers rooms and started playing cupcake deepthroat, cpr, etc on full volume.
As Torcher quickly runs away with giggles he pretended to be busy somewhere else so that no one would suspect, Torcher knew that was pretty childish of himself but what else could he do do work that would last till next week probably or have a bit of fun well I guess james(Torcher) was bored. As torcher went to actually do his work he first went to check up on the soldiers that he just woke up from their slumber by the time he got there one of the soldiers were screaming the lyrics with a microphone, half naked well no pants...-and underwear..-
Torchers pov
His penis was weird tbh with ya it was also pretty small...don't think any straight women would be pleased about it (talking about women who only have sex not all women just those particulary, not trying to offend any women or girls out there just happen to know some women like that, ty for understanding -author's note by Sunman !not sundrop a character I made that I like to relate to!) but whatever. As I quietly backed up from the scene I seemed to have bump into someone and fell, when I looked up it was...a midget I got up and stared at the midget then the midget seemed to look at me back midget had short hair in braids a dark brown skin mixed with white splaters (or dots idk if thats how you describe it? sunman-) "oi boss sir thing what are you doing staring at the guy with the small penis?" "nothing why should you question it?" I got up quickly and dam xe sure does go with the name cause midget is...a midget! So uhm now this is
awkward because a whole ass midget caught me looking at some dude with a small penis screaming cpr lyrics, well great now this midget will think I'm gay, welp might as well just face it cus I do not have time to explain that I'm not gay, tho I am but whatever "Sir!" "huh" I snapped out my thoughts to see midget screaming for me for uhm is there a clock somewhere so that I know what time it is? Oh midget has a watch, with uhm ew.. a cockaroach a living one... in the watch, how am I gonna know what time is it if theres a fucking cockaroach blocking the time with its big ass .. what was I gonna say again? With its big ass legs.? Welp idk so whatever suddenly another guy came idk who it was but he seems to be a random guy to me so uhm "hey boss thingy sir two soldiers are trying to roast each other and one of them said your gay," "I'll be there to stop whom alr?" "Alr" then the random dude left, also why do people keep calling me boss thingy sir? I looked down on my tag that I dirtied with a whole bunch of stickers crayon paint and glitter glue "huh no wonder why" the tag said boss thingy sir how stupid am I to put that oh well time to go deal with another mishap that seems to be happening almost everyday of my
very miserable life
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