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text from: unknown

i havent jacked off in two days!!!!!!!

text from: unknown: 

i feel like mother theresa 

I stared at my phone. This must've been a stupid prank from a kid at my school, but i decided to play along. whats the harm in that?

Jen

wow go you 

text from unkown:

oh shit wrong person!!!!

Jen:

trust me, i know

text from unknown:

i meant to send that to my friend calum

Jen:

thats nice

text from unknown:

why are you so dryyyyyyyy

jen:

i don't even know your name you could be a rapist or a murderer for all I know

text from unknown:

im not a murderer or a rapist

jen:

thats good, i didn't want to die

text from unknown:

im just a tall blond giraffe who is misunderstood

jen:

jesus christ 

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HEY GUYS IM NEW TO THIS SO IDK IF THIS SOUNDS GOOD OR NOT ??

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