Moni's POV*
I was in the kitchen whipping it up like real niggas would, Jaely still upstairs knocked the fuck out.
Her ass...that pussy. Her ACTUAL ass. That shit gave me life. I deadass woke up on the right side of the bed. I knew because when I was making plates, this nigga Pyro bust in my shit with Issac right behind him.
"Aye bitch!" Pyro said, walking right in the kitchen.
"Chill with all that" I said, chuckling "Y'all niggas want some food?"
They looked at me weird, Issac's ass having a lazy eye, before looking at each other.
"Who you talking to?" Issac asked, looking around.
"Y'all the only two in this bitch besides me and ian got no separate personalities so.." I trailed off.
"Fuck is wrong witchu" Pyro muttered, coming up to feel my forehead before his hand flew back cause he expected me to hit him in his shit.
"Aw man! They done poisoned my nigga Moni!" Issac cried out, putting his head in his hands, his shoulders shaking.
"Issac, shut yo puss ass up" I said laughing "Ain't nobody poison me"
"That's what poisoned people say! I know you saw Get Out, my nigga! Don't drink the tea!"
"First of all nigga, that's not-"
Pyro stopped and they turned around, hearing a hand sliding on the wall, footsteps coming down the stairs slow.
I stood there with a goofy smile on my face, eyes low like I was high.
Jaely came into view 30 seconds later, holding her stomach while gripping the wall for strength, dressed in my t-shirt and socks, her hair in a messy bun.
"Ohhhhh" They dragged out, realizing why a nigga felt like he was on Cloud 9.
"Lemme help you, sis" Pyro said as Issac wiped his tears with his dramatic ass.
Pyro grabbed Jaely's hand off the wall as I put the plates down to go to them, his hand going to her back as he helped her walk.
"C'mon" I told her, reaching for her and she held her arms out, slowly limping to me, wrapping her arms around my neck. I lifted her up and sat down at the island, putting her on my lap comfortably.
"Well good morning, Jaely" Issac said, smirking at her.
She grabbed the water off the counter and turned to me to show me she had the Plan B in her mouth before drinking the water and swallowing the pill.
I wouldn't of cared if she got pregnant. My ass want some kids. I'm responsible.
"Good Morning" Jaely told him, her voice soft.
"You need help with anything? Yo friend on her way with her gangsta ass" Pyro told her.
"I'm ok, thank you" Jaely said, smiling at him.
"Where Gecko ass?" I asked.
"Went home with them strippers" Issac told me.
"I hope he wrapped up" I said, scrunching my face up in disgust.
"Like you?" Jaely asked sarcastically, making me look down at her with a glint in my eye "I'm sorry"
"Oop. Dickmitized" Pyro and Issac said looking at each other.
"Eat ya food" I told her.
"Yes daddy" She said, grabbing the fork and eating her food.
"What y'all niggas come over here for?" I asked.
