"AJAX! JESUS CHRIST." A girl's voice could be heard from the living room.
"Ay girlie! How's it going?" the ginger, kind of attractive, Ed Sheeran-looking man came to the room to see what happened.
"Don't "girlie" me. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR STUPID FUCKING LEMON DEMON AND HOMESUCK MERCH AND YOUR UGLY ASS ANIME ACTION FIGURE, AND EVERY OTHER EMO STUFF?!? I'm just trying to watch Ren and Stimpy after a night of work, you could at least tidy up a bit, you know?" Lumine, the blonde, pretty woman, was really tired. She just wanted to watch her favorite cartoon made by a somewhat problematic person, but we know Childe.
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"Aww babe don't worry, i was just playing Little Big Planet, let me play for more 420 hours and then i'll tidy up ok!"
"..."
"..."
"Leave."
"WWHAT- WHY????!!"
"You're a literal prick. You're so lazy. You should date Kaeya instead, you guys are made for each other. Well, our relationship ends here now so,
leave."
"No babe please... remember when we bullied dream stans and animesexual people... please babe I can't live without you..."
"I can bully them with Albedo, he's much funnier than you bozo."
"Ojou..."
"Shut the fuck up."
Lumine procedeed to give him a GIANT kick on his ass like in those animes with the basic tsundere girl that yells "BAKA" at you and hits you for absolutely no reason, and kicked him out of their, now her, house.
The gingersus was heartbroken. Being treated like this... by the person he loved... not a W moment. He went to his best friend's house, Zhongli, to seek validation.
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"...and that was my summary on why Parappa the Rapper can beat Goku."
"That's cool, Childe" the black haired man started to sip his cup of tea. "But how did you get in my house?"
"Ah, my apologies! I just wanted to tell you that i broke up with Lumine, or at least... she dumped me."
"Oh that's terrible. I hope you can find happiness soon."
Suddenly, they both heard a huge thud outside. It was someone smashing a song.
As a edgy memelord (or a memey edgelord?) who spent half of his time on Reddit or 4chan insulting people who wear the bunny hat instead of touching grass and getting an actual life, he recognised the song that was playing.
