The gang playing uno- {Random Shitpost}

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[Swear warning-]

Thorne: Hey guys wanna play uno??

Deimos: Meh sure, I'm bored anyways

Sanford: Sure little guy

2B: I'm just gonna watch-

Akeldama: F#CK YEAH!!!

Moros: LANGUAGE!!

Hank: Stfu you both

Thorne: What does f#ck mean-

Deimos: It's means-

Sanford: Let's just play uno-

Deimos: Bish-


[Not even 0.000000001 second later]

Sanford: Dei plz don't get mad-

Deimos: SHUT UP

Sanford: :(

Thorne: Hehe

2B: This is fine

Tricky: *totally not looking though the window*

Hank: .

Moros: Deimos don't be mad at my sibling-

Akeldama: That's what he said

Moros: stop-

Deimos: AHHHHHHH-

Thorne: lol

Hank: Deimos calm down-

Deimos: NO, HOW CAN A 13 YEAR OLD KID, BEAT ME, HIS BROTHER, AND AKELDAMA IN UNO?!

Thorne: You probably just smoke to much cigarettes, and it's probably makes your brain smaller plus my those two just spend too much time together

Deimos: Someone tape this kid to a wall or something

Thorne: Rude

Deimos: idc

Thorne: Uno

Deimos: .

Deimos: *lights a card on fire* (with his thumb, of course)

Sanford: DEI NO-


Deimos burned all the uno cards and Thorne just watched Deimos rage, meanwhile Sanford trying to calm deimos down. Hank and 2B were just cuddling while watching deimos rage. With the other Akeldama and Moros- uhhhh they just went to their room to watch a movie or something 🗿🔫

Sorry if this was bad lol- Well have a good day, afternoon, or night!! Bye!! ^ ^

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