God got jealous of Jesus often, the way he'd prance amoung the human, the way he gained followers, the way he flirted with the ......men. God had always liked orange, Garfield orange to be exact, and Ed sheeran was the most orange of them all. You see, Ed wasn't like other girls, he had the attention (sexual and such) of god. God had committed to Ed, and not even Jesus could stand in his way when he came stomping down to earth to pound the life out of Ed. "Come forth eddie pie" god chorused as Ed realized the extent of god sexual energy. "I'm going to rearrange your guts Ed" Ed was fearful... but horny. He
let god come to him and slide his massive wet cock into his bussy. Ed shrieked at the stretch of his asshole. "GOD FILL ME!! PLANT YOUR REDWOOD FOREST IN MY ASS!!" And that's what god did, his cum gushed out and formed Niagara Falls in Ed sheerans shit hole. "I love you god" Ed whispered, tired from the fucking." You'll need help walking for a bit eddy boy ;)" god growled as he pulled out his massive throbbing wet fucking cock. "I love you Ed"
