Idiotic friends..(Roommates AU)

The group on crack #1

Inspired by SKtrash_05

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Ayana: Thick thighs might save lives, but they're ruining my shorts

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Melody: I'm not mad, just tell me why you faked your identity?

Cyber: *angered low mumbling*

Ac, confused: What?

Cyber, still angered: You have to be a HUMAN and 18 to hold pets

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Agoti: Did you know that if you break your bones, it will come back stronger than before?

Kapi: So..you're saying that I should break every bone in my body til I'm invincible?

....

Tanner: No, please don't

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Amor: Damn! The power went out!

Sticky: Don't worry!

*shakes violently til there's a faint glow*

Cesar: Wha-?

Sticky: I swallowed a flashlight..

Bob (blue hair): WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT-

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Chippie: Cyber? You ready to talk to us?

Cyber: *static-y screeching intensifies*

Melody: Aight, I'mma head out-

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Kou, giving a flower to Yukichi: It is common law that a flower be presented to the most beautiful-

Spacey, walking by: Oh, and of course, that's me~

*all laugh*

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Gold: What's your favorite food?

Glitch Red: Cock!

Missingno: Did you mean Coke? Or-

Glitch Red: DID I F*CKING STUTTER..?

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Cyber: The path to inner peace has only four words to say..

KB: Not my f*cking problem

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Kade: How can I tell that the water is boiling?

Hypno: You-

Gold: Put your hand inside the pot

Kade: ???

Missingno: No, don't listen to him-

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[Cyrix trying to flirt]

Cyrix: You need to stop eating so many sweets

QT: Why?

Cyrix: Because you're already sweet enough~

QT: *embarrassed blushing*

KB, coming out of her back, in a low mumble: You will PAY..

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Aldryx: Nikusa, can you help me? I need a four letter word for 'bottom'

Nikusa: Uhm..Oh! I got it!

Aldryx: Yeah?

Nikusa: Tabi!

*Agoti and Adryx die laughing on the floor*

[Nikusa and Solazar aren't in this story]

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Annie: Yay! Our smoke detector works!

Garcello: Nice!

...

Garcello, suddenly realizing: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-

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Yukichi: Can you look at this from MY POV?!

Kou: *crouches to Yukichi's height*

Yukichi: Wow..f you-

[Yukichi is about up to Kou's neck area]

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