Pickup lines Mc Would Say To The Undateables 🥺✨🤍

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Diavolo

Mc: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Diavolo: Hmm...I don't know...try and walk by again but slow-motion this time.

*Mc walks by again*

Diavolo: Yep I see It. I do believe in it.

Mc: Dia-😂


Barbatos

Mc: *crying with eyes open*

Barbatos: What's wrong mc?!

Mc: I- don't wanna blink! Cause then I'll miss a second of your cuteness!

Barbatos: Ok then take a few blinks, I'll wait. I promise I wont do anything.

Mc: *Blinks*

Barbatos is gone!

Mc: BARB!-

Barbatos: Mc- I'm behind you.

Mc: 😃


Simeon

Mc: Can I take your picture?

Simeon: Sure.

Mc: Thanks, It was so I could prove to everyone an attractive angel exists

Simeon: I- ATTRACTIVE-?😃


Solomon

Mc: Roses are red, My face is too.

Solomon: Why? You sick?

Mc: But that only happens when I'm around you..

Solomon: Is that so? Hmm...Lets flip a coin, If It lands on heads you're Mine, If tails I'm Yours.

Mc: Sol- (*//////*)

Solomon: Oh and uh- that red thing is happening to your face again.


Luke

Mc: Are you a doughnut? Cuz you're A-dough-rable!

Luke: Yay! Wanna go get donuts? 

Mc: Sure!

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