golden king

Christmas special

GILGAMESH POV

I was on the roof of Beacon looking up into the night sky.

Blake:Gilgamesh!

I looked down at Blake's window.

Gilgamesh:what!?

Blake:come down!

Gilgamesh:no!

Blake:Santa doesn't exist!

Gilgamesh:I am Santa! I will kill the pretender!

Blake:hang on!

She climbed up with me.

Blake:why?

Gilgamesh:because I fucking can-there!

I fired a sword out into the night.

Blake:there's nothing out there

Gilgamesh:I missed, I'll get him when he circles back

Blake:come inside were telling Christmas stories

Gilgamesh:I have one it's called "Rodolfs the red tumour" he was born then died the end

Ruby:(distant)what!?

Blake:see what you've done. It's okay Ruby that never happened!

Gilgamesh:I might actually join now

I jumped down to the window.

Gilgamesh:Ruby, you want to here a Christmas song

Ruby:yes?

Gilgamesh:oh Frosty the Snowman purged the contents of his brain and his IQ dropped seven points per drop as he wrenched in gruesome pain

She started crying.

Yang:dude!? What the hell!

Gilgamesh:yes cry Mongrel...cry-there!

I fired another sword and an explosion went off.

Blake:I think you hit a Bullhead!

Gilgamesh:so close

Wiess:why are you even trying to shoot Santa down in the first place!?

Gilgamesh:simple...he was the reason I killed one of my Brothers

Blake:I'm sorry what?

Gilgamesh:you see back when I was small I stayed up one night to see Santa, and my Brother who will be unamed was taking a midnight flight with Christmas Lights on his wings. I thought it was Santa thought it would be good target practice and killed him...they never found the lights or body. What I'm saying is it's Christmas and someone needs to die

Ruby:don't let him kill Santa

Gilgamesh:you think they can stop me? Please-THERE!

I fired again and another explosion went off with a Raindeer head flying through the window and onto rubies lap.

Gilgamesh:HA! got him! Merry Christmas for Gilgamesh!

Blake:Gilgamesh no!

Gilgamesh: GILGAMESH YES!