When ophis says she's pregnant I was so shocked that I didn't move, but when my sister hears about it then she freaked out and said stupid stuff like "I should be the one" we're blood-related for crying out loud, I run to my room and then sit on my chair then think about what just happened
Y/n: I can't believe it, I'm going to be father, should I go get some milk, no no, that's author-san dad thing
I muttered that so no one heard me
Y/n: (i might be 32 by now if we count my previous life, but still I'm a freaking dense op main character, and I don't even know what po*n is when my sister shows it to me last year ago, AHHHHHH WTF AM I GOING TO DO)
When I was overthinking, I felt a hand on my shoulder then they started pressing the pressure points, someone's giving me a message in the shoulder that calms me down somehow, how do I even feel it when I'm a slime ohh well
I hear a voice
???: excited to be a father
I turn around to see ophis and show her billy gotten bigger
Y/n: WHAT HOW IS NOT EVEN ONE HOUR YET BUT IT SUDDENLY GET BIGGER
I got slapped in the face
Ophis: that's rude don't you know that talking about a young lady's waist like that is rude
Y/n: young aren't you like billion years old
{author-san: EMOTIONAL DAMA-
Author-san dad: hi son I'm back with the mi-*drink the milk* I'm going back to the store and get some more milk
Gura/ame: that right there is emotional damage}
I muttered, but I see a tick mark on her forehead
Ophis: what was that
Y/n: nothing
After a while of getting schooled, I returned to my room and open my closet and wear my pajama
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Y/n: this is a bit girly
No it not it's kinda cute actually
Y/n: (•_•) Ok
Author-san wants you to go to another multiverse.......the host is to overpower the need to be nerfed requested by the author-san
Skills: [GOH Wisdom of sage]: 100/100max [error sans strings]: 100/100max [error sans gaster blaster]: 100/100max [Infinity]:lv100/100 max [Limitless(passive)]: lv 100/100 max [maximum cursed energy output blue]:lv100/100max [Reversal red]: lv100/100max
Y/n: what did I do to you author-san
Only [Renewal Taekwondo]
Y/n: ok what multiverse is it this time
Author-san pick this time and he said to not tell you
Y/n: what the author again what did I do to him
{author: a lot}
Y/n: you f-
End
Author note: I've been reading tower of God and second life ranked and I want to make a tower concept just like this two manwha
