My Lips Are Sealed?

Chapter One

Hi. My name is Kylie Patterson and I am started eighth grade yesterday. You might be wondering how I am doing so far. Let's just say, I'm not having food thrown in my direction yet.

It's the middle of lunch and I have a seat since I'm not totally unpopular, but I'm still far from popular. I'm sitting with my best friends Emily, and Jaymi.

I will tell you how my classes have been so far because I am sure you're all dying to hear about it. (Just kidding probably not...)

Math
My teacher is Ms. Hannigan and she looks more like she should be at fashion week instead a teaching a room full of uninterested eighth graders. She always wears her Michael Kors and Gucci stuff, with her beach blonde hair blown back, and like 5 pounds of makeup. I mean, I'm no hater on her or fashion, but how does she afford all of this on a teacher's salary?

Science
For this class I have Mr. Krumitz. He's attractive to like all the other female teachers and some students I guess (eww), but he's more creepy than attractive to me. He is always thrusting and talking about the anatomy even though we aren't even studying that topic. If you're wondering what he looks like, he always wears suits and has his dark brown hair gelled back. Personally,, I think it's a bit tacky.

English
My teacher for this class is Ms. Anderson. Now she, knows how to teach. She is my favorite teacher, obviously, because she is so into the stuff she teaches us, she also lets us sit in her bean nags during class, instead of black plastic chairs that make an imprint on my butt area when I am wearing shorts. She is always wearing her black hair back in a bun and wearing long flowing dresses. Now she may not be the prettiest, but what matters is what's in the inside, not the outside.

Finally, Art
My teacher for this class is Ms. Pollmer. She's a great teacher and all, but since she's young and pretty, the guys always go for her. But recently, she's been an emotional mess during class. Literally, the whole time today, she was talking about how "Aaron" was a, (and I quote) backstabbing, heartbreaking, little b******. #NoFiltersForPollmer

So that's how my day went so far. Pretty interesting. This could easily be turned into a reality tv show.
It could be called, "Teachers of Northlake Middle School"