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ryujin: [puts a 20 dollar under a water bottle upside down]

ryujin: okay so if you can get one of these twenty dollars bill from under this water bottle without making the water bottle fall or touching the water bottle, then you can have all this money alright? [shows sixty more dollars]

lia: [nods]

ryujin: but if you touch it or knock it down you gotta give me a hundred dollars

ryujin: better have a hundred dollars on you or something

lia: [starts rolling one end of the dollar bill]

ryujin: wha- did you not hear me in the beginning?? i said you can't roll the dollar bill up!

lia: you didn't say that

ryujin: i did say that! in the beginning rewind the video!

ryujin: thats- anyone would've thought of that!

lia: [holds one end and bangs on the table while gently pulling]

ryujin: HEY I SAID YOU CAN'T BANG ON THE TABLE EITHER

lia: YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT!

ryujin: well i was about to say it, i just forgot to say it at the beginning. that's too easy! you can't bang the table, you can't touch the water bottle, you can't knock it over, you can't roll the dollar bill! and if it falls you gotta pay me

ryujin: and plus i forgot to put all the money under anyway [pulls up water bottle and puts all the money under it]

lia: hmm, [brings out a coke bottle and a box of matches]

ryujin: get out get out-

ryujin: i don't want that shit anymore, yuna come here [moves the coke bottle and box away]

ryujin: if you can get the money off the water bottle without making the water bottle fall or touch it, then you can get all of the money

yuna: i already know what you did, you put glue on the cap of the bottle

ryujin: you just seen me put it down! i didn't put glue, i don't even have glue on me

yuna: [glares]

ryujin: [picks up the water bottle] look i don't have glue on it-

yuna: [grabs the money and leaves]

ryujin: ... [opens her mouth in shock]

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