Exciting news. I found a hair in my uncles tub! I was taking a bath in it and I saw it. It was a big long black peice of hair. It looked new so I tasted it. It tasted hairy and salty. I spit it out. Then my uncle came in to give me my bubble bath! I took a very bubbly bath. But one time I pooted and the water had a brown tingy in it so I had to get out. Then my mom asked me where her socks were. I laught because she dos not no I TOOK THEM! I laughted so hard for pranking her so goodly.
After a wile I went to use the toilet. And I foun another hair! It was yellow and I don't like yellow hairs so I yelled and got pee on my leg. Then I cried because the pee was warm. Then I had to wipe it off with a tittue. But my finger got wet so I wipted it off with another tittue.
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HumorHi I'm Miranda sings and I can sing very goodly! I also writed this book I hop you lick it!
