Haters back off

Tookie

So today I went to go buy a block if cheese when I saw a kitty on the road "comeon kitty" I said. he came to me and I took him home. I put him in my room wit out my mom seeing. I named him tookie because that's what he smelled like. When my uncle came to play hide in seek he never saw the cat.

When he found me behind the couch. He tickled me until I got booger juices I'm my mouth.

I thought the cat would be hungry so I grabbed some fishes. They smelled nasty. And I fed it to tookie.

When I went to the kichen later my mine asked where the fishes were and I said " I fedd it to my tookie"

" you did what!"

" feed it to my tookie. And stop yelling your hurting my ears!!!"

My mom got super mad at me and grounded me! I was not fair. But then the kitty got out and my mom saw him.

" MIRANDA SINGS"

My mom yelled so loud I had to scream and cover my ears

I ran down stairs to yell at her

" mom why are you yelling ow you hurtled my ear! "

" there is to be no cat in this house!"

" what tookie oh he isn't here"

To make my mom beleive me I tried to sit on the cat but he bit my butt.
" ow he bit me "

I yelled at him and hit him. My uncle grabbed me and carried me to my room to give me the punishment.

Later I saw the kitty out my window. I triodes to get him but I fell out of my window. I was really scared because I was hanging if the roof. My uncle got me and spanked me, then my lisstic got taken.. It was so unfair!!!