Your Nightcrawler Love Story: Secrets and Surprises

'Nothing' but the Camera

"Kurt? Kurrrrt? Kurt!"

*BAMF* 

"Wha-?" Kurt asked, popping his head in through their bedroom door, a toothbrush sticking out of his mouth. 

"I need your help picking out an outfit for tonight." _________ pouted.

"Now? Why can'- you-" Kurt put a finger up, asking for a minute. He teleported back to the bathroom to finish up. *BAMF*

________ sat at the floor in a pile of her own clothes strewn all around her. She held up a black high-heeled shoe, suddenly finding the heel interesting, she measured it with her finger while she waited for Kurt to come back. 

*BAMF*

"As I was trying to say," Kurt ran a hand through his dark locks, "Why are you doing this now? Can't you do it later?"

_______ gave him a blank stare that made him stop in his tracks. "Later? It amazes me how little you understand about women, even after we've been married a year." she sighed and shook her head, throwing her shoe in the closet and lying back on the floor. "Ughhh!" she covered her frustrated cry in a nearby shirt. "I have nothing to wear!" she mumbled beneath the purple-polka-dotted cloth. 

Kurt looked around at all the clothes on the floor. 'Nothing?' he thought. He scratched the back of his head, trying to come up with something to say or do that wouldn't earn him a smack on the arm and a disapproving glare from his wife. 

"Are you trying to impress someone I should know about?" he crossed his arms, eyebrow raised. He was trying to get her to laugh.

She sat up and gave him a glare. 'Okay, wrong move.' he thought.

But then a smile slowly made its way to the corners of her mouth, she threw a polka dotted shirt at him. 

He let the sheer purple garment hit him in the face, seeing through it he teleported next to her and gave her a kiss through the fabric. She giggled.

"That's better." he smiled and knocked the clothing off his head. Then he came up with an idea. He walked over to the nightstand and took a camera from one of the drawers. "I know just what to do." 

"What?" she asked as he walked back to her.

"The only thing to do." he smirked, towering over her. "Fashion showww!" he sang, trying to imitate a stereotypical gay man. Immediately her head shot up, her eyebrow raised this time. 

"The fu-" she started.

"I'm serious!" he said, flinching away from her in case she had planned to give him a smack. "Pick out some outfits and we'll see if we can't find something." He smiled genuinely. She looked confused at first but then seeing that he wasn't backing down she sprung up in excitement and began searching her pile of 'nothing'.

Kurt waited outside their room so it would be like a big reveal, and he laid out a blanket as a runway so she could walk out in runway fashion.

When she finally walked out she was wearing a dark blue shirt with cutouts on the shoulders (a dress-shirt kind of fabric), a long necklace with a golden owl charm, black denim jeans, and short black (solid color) boots. She wore her hair in a messy bun with a strand falling down on the side of her face. She strutted down the hall to where Kurt was sitting, about eight feet away, did a turn and then struck a pose. All the while she was giving a fierce pout while Kurt snapped photos of her. 

"Yeah girl, work it for the camera!" He said in the same stereotyped voice, which was still really cute with his german accent.

"What's going on here?" Storm chuckled as she walked by.

"Kurt and I are going on a triple date with Jean and Scott. Kitty organized it, apparently her new boyfriend wants to meet us." _________ explained.

"And my lovely wife has 'nothing' to wear." he said in air quotes. ________ lightly punched his arm. "Ow!" he whined, "And I'm trying to help her pick an outfit for the triple-date, in STYLE!" he did jazz hands as he said his last word.

"Ahhh, I see." she smiled. "Well I'll let you get to it." she started to leave,

"Storm?" _______ stopped her, "You're free to stay." she offered.

"Ya know what, I actually got some time, I'd love to."

Kurt pulled up a chair for her as ________ changed again.

. . . 

Three outfits later and their cheering got the attention of Kitty, Spike, Jean, and Scott. (Though the news of it would probably spread to even more of the x-men.) Jean had secretly glared at Scott for not being as creative as Kurt was with _______.

They all cheered, and Kitty and Jean even helped her. Jean would do her hair and Kitty would help pick outfits.

Four outfits later and about two-hundred pictures, they finally decided on the right look. A dark-red polka-dotted skater dress with short sleeves and a darker red-colored lace along the bottom. And then a cute messy ponytail for the hair, with simple black heels. Worn with her usual mermaid necklace and a golden bracelet. 

The crowd died down, all left with smiles. "See ya later tonight!" Kitty applauded. 

. . .

"Are you sure you aren't trying to impress anyone?" Kurt laughed when they were back in their room.

She just laughed back at him.

"Then prove it." he smirked, sitting down on the bed, "Let me get some behind-the-scenes photos." 

She walked over to him slowly, sultry. "No pictures. No evidence." she bit her lip as she got within arm reach of him, he grabbed her hips and brought her closer. 

(naughty-ish BELOW, you can skip to the bottom of the page if you need to)

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She straddled him, put her hand on his chest and then pushed him backwards on the bed. As she straddled him she removed her dress over her head, leaving nothing but lace underwear, heels, and jewelry. She leaned forward on top of Kurt, at that moment his hands grabbed her butt and she bit his earlobe. He sighed hot breath on her neck. From her position she ran her hands down his torso, grabbing the ends of his shirt and stripping it off of his tight body. Then she hovered over his head, letting her hair rain down on him, she lowered enough to give him a very light kiss on his lips, and then she moved to his collarbone and trailed her tongue slowly up to his ear. She smirked and sat back into her straddling position. She unbuckled his belt, and in one solid movement, quickly slid it out of his pant loops. He let her take control, he found it insanely sexy. "Well someone's happy." she whispered, feeling him salute.

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. . . 

"I love you." he kissed her head from their cuddling position.

"I love you too." she smiled, breathing in his scent. He was holding her protectively in his arms, and she never felt safer.

. . .

TBC (to be continued)

(this was most likely the last 'naughty' bit of this series. Might have one at the very end.)

(I'm working up to the good stuff, these aren't just adorable fillers, there is a purpose for everything)