Expectations Vs Reality

School

Waking Up

Expectation: (Alarm rings) I feel so well-rested!

Reality: (Alarm rings) I don't even remember going to sleep.

Picking out clothes

Expectation: I'm glad I picked out my clothes last night. I'll look so pretty today!

Reality: Ok, now...which drawer is my sweatpants in? Where are my big shirts? Now, where's a hoodie? Perfect!

Eating Breakfast

Expectation: Hmm, I think I'll have cereal today.

Reality: (Looks in fridge) ...Yeah, I'll skip breakfast again.

Catching the bus

Expectation: Oh, I still have 5 more minutes to spare.

Reality: (Looks at time) Looks like I'm missing the bus again.

Doing work in class

Expectation: Oh, this is an easy lesson!

Reality: ...What the hell was that? There better not be homework on this.

Taking a test

Expectation: This answer is A. This one's B. This one's A. Wow, this is easy so far! I think I might actually pass this class.

Reality: ...How the f*** do you even spell February? The date is, what the hell is the date? Oh, the 8th. No, the 9th, right? Oh, s***, I just wasted like 2 minutes!

Taking pictures in the bathroom mirror

Expectation: This one's nice. So is this one. Eh, I'll pick both. Instagram time!

Reality: Why the hell is she in the picture? How did I not see that toilet paper roll in the backround?

Going to the bathroom

Expectation: Mmm, it smells like perfume in here!

Reality: Ugh, it smells like s*** in here.

Sports

Expectations: Wow, trying out for the track team was fun! I think I might make the team.

Reality: Wow, I am so tired. Wait...what do you mean we've only ran for 30 seconds?

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Hope you've enjoyed the first few!