Friday Night Funkin'- Sarvente X Male Reader

Prologue/ Parish

[You, Boyfriend and Girlfriend are Slurping slushies outside a corner store]

Y/N: Y'know after our little falling out with Mommy Mearest and Daddy Dearest, I'm glad that they let you guys be a couple

Girlfriend: yes, they did eventually came around after our little "negotiation"

Boyfriend: Beep Bop Ske beep Bo Beep

Y/N: Couldn't put it in to better words myself dude,

Girlfriend: hold on you guys, I have to go use the bathroom

[Girlfriend went inside the corner store to use the bathroom]

Y/N: Okay, take your time, [sigh] Y'know BF, your real lucky to have Girlfriend

Boyfriend: Beep?

Y/N: Yeah, I mean hell, I could barely get a girlfriend, sometimes I wonder If I'm destined to be Like this Y'know, Alone

[Boyfriend put his hand on your shoulder]

Boyfriend: [sympathetic] Beep Boop

Y/N:[Sigh] thanks man.

[Girlfriend comes out of the store]

Girlfriend: bad news boys, the store owner said that the bathroom is out of order

Y/N: Then lets find another place that has a bathroom

[You, Boyfriend and Girlfriend try to find a operational bathroom all through out the night, in Restaurants]

Waiter: our bathrooms are packed

[Fast food places]

Employee: our bathrooms are out of order

[Pharmacies]

Store Clerk: sorry, our bathrooms are for employees only

[later]

Girlfriend: Guys I really have to go, Isn't there anywhere that has a bathroom

Y/N: Hey guys maybe that building has a bathroom

[Camera pans to a church up on a hill]

Girlfriend: well would hurt to try, wouldn't you agree Boyfriend

Boyfriend: Beep

Y/N: Well I guess we're going there then

{You, Boyfriend and Girlfriend Head towards the church)

[Inside the church]

??? [over the phone]: ...

Sarvente: Come on! It's gonna be a big night!

???: ...

Sarvente: This time I really want you coming, I know our differences are a huge gap but, I really want to spend time with you today! So you should really get here!

???: ... ...

Sarvente: EXCUSE ME, DON'T BE SALTY, That was very unholy of you.

???: ...

Sarvente: *sigh*You know what? Just get here, okay? I'll see you soon, I have some guests over.

(Sarvente hangs up her phone)

[outside the church]

Boyfriend: beep bo beep ske boop

Y/N: Yeah, Agreed BF, This place actually looks kinda abandoned

Girlfriend: abandoned church or not I have to use the bathroom so let's go

[Girlfriend runs inside, you and BF Shrug your shoulders and follow her]

Y/N: Hello? anybody here?

Sarvente: Greetings! Sorry for the inconvenience, are you interested in joining?

Boyfriend: beep beep boop ba

Girlfriend: Me, my boyfriend and our DJ  were just looking for the bathroom.

Sarvente: Aww but it seems like you two seem really good for this place. I'm sure of it!

Y/N: Actually ma'am, we were just going to the bathroom and then going to leave, but It really is a pleasurer to make your acquaintance 

[You hold Sarvente's hand then she starts blushing]

Sarvente: well thanks, but are you really sure you don't want to join

Y/N: Positive

Boyfriend: Beep ba bop beep!

Sarvente: Huh? ...I didn't quite understand what you said but let me show you why it's really good to join!

Boyfriend: Skbeep?

Y/N: So, Rap battle? if we win you have to tell us where the bathrooms are

Boyfriend: beep bo bop, skebop beep bo

Y/N: Well I know where this is going, another rap battle, Hold on

[You run out the church and come back bringing in BF's Boombox and your Turntable and Headphones with you]

Y/N: Alright, 3.. 2... 1.. GO!!