Ruv: You've pushed quite a lot of buttons while I was away, huh? Well you really should've just ran away or just joined the church while you could.
Y/N: Uh, We didn't actually want to-
Ruv: But, you decided to pull a struggle. So here we are.
Boyfriend: bop bop bee pa?!
Y/N: Dude we didn't want to join the church, I can assure you that this is a lovely establishment but the offer was declined, what's you beef anyway, hell what's your name anyway
Ruv: My name's Ruv by the way. But that is the last name you will probably be hearing after this.
Y/N: Wait, What do you mean
Ruv: I would be too tired to do these kind of stuff, but I have to do what I'm meant to do.
Boyfriend: Beep?
Ruv: I'd say break a leg but I might end up breaking yours literally, and I'm going to make this as painful as possible for you, Your friend and your little girlfriend.
Boyfriend: !!!
Ruv: Sorry Sarv.
Sarvente: It's fine. It is really.
Ruv: ...
Sarvente: ...
Y/N: Okay, now please tell us where the bathrooms are
Sarvente: I could do that, or I could let you know that I'm quite tired of this cat and mouse chase y'know? So I want to let out a little secret of mine. Let's keep this between the five of us okay?
Ruv: ...?
Girlfriend: ...?
Y/N: ...?
Boyfriend: ...?
Sarvente: May God forgive you...
Sarvente: But I won't.
Y/N: Oh Crud
Girlfriend: Oh Dear
Boyfriend: Beeeep!!
YOU ARE READING
Friday Night Funkin'- Sarvente X Male Reader
FanfictionYou are Boyfriend's DJ and Roomate and you, him and his Girlfriend try to find a bathroom until you run into something or someone
