The story behind the relationship.

What the hell have i gotten myself into?!

I wake up and squint at the light that blinded me from my window. I get up and hurriedly shut the curtains. I notice that I am only in underwear, and I pull in a black tank top and sweats. I walk to my door and try to open it, it's locked. I sigh and remember last night. I unlock to he door and step out of my room. I slowly walk to the living room and come face to face with, Offenderman?! He kisses me softly and I melt into the kiss.
"I told you that he wouldn't come home until he found you, didn't I?" He says. I blush and nod. He grins and strokes my cheek.
"Is he coming home soon?" I ask.
"Yeah, I'm going to go and tell him that you made it home somehow and leave until next time." He says. My eyes widen and I grab his arm.
"Next time?" I ask.
"Of course, you are way too good in bed for me to just sleep with you once, my dear." He purrs. I blush and nod slowly. He turns and walks out. I frown and shrug. I flop onto the couch and grab the remote from the floor. I flip through the channels mindlessly until I hear the door open.
"Lena!! I was so worried! What did you do?!" Splendor yells. I jump and sit up to look at my "father".
"Nothing. They just screamed." I explain. He nods and joins me on the couch. I sat there all day trying to figure out one thing: what the fuck did I agree to?!?!