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iamburden

iamburden
Hey Boo 🥰
Can you give me your address real quick?

my address??
Why?

iamburden
Its a surprise 🥸

ur not gonna kidnap me are u?

iamburden
No?
Why would I do that?

Alright..

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"Where do you think you're going?"

"Hang out with Kwan"

"Uh, no? You almost told him my backup plan!"

"Your backup plan consists of blackmailing Vernon. I'm doing your stupid job and you're stopping me?"

"Hey, our goal is to get him as far away from Vernon as possible, alright? I can't have you get lovey dovey with him"

"Afraid I might side with him?"

"Exactly"

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noniesbabie

noniesbabie get the fuck out of my bed 😐

comments:

iamburden cant you see im begging you to stop kicking me out of your bed? 🥺
| noniesbabie out of my bed or out of my house?
| iamburden out of your bed 😌 I get along with Gaon anyways, so I dont care
| noniesbabie Oh- :O Gaon is a great name for the cat :O ur a genius

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noniesbabie

noniesbabie WHY IS THIS BITCH IN MY BED TOO????

comments:

iamburden cause we all want to be in your bed
| hoshiistiger this dude is right, also nice to meet you dude 😌
| iamburden nice to meet you too 🥰

kim.dahye were not taking abt the pizzas on the bed?
| noniesbabie no. im pretending it doesnt exist so i wont have to keep Jun and Soons in the basement

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noniesbabie

noniesbabie somebodys man is in my kitchen. Come take him or Ill keep him 😐

comments:

wonluv 😐 give me back my man 😐
| noniesbabie hes in my property, therefore hes mine 😐
| wonluv 😐 give 😐 me 😐 back 😐 my 😐 man 😐
| noniesbabie no.

mingluv as Seungkwan's property, im very happy
| hoshiistiger as Seungkwan's pet tiger, im very happy
| noniesbabie SINCE WHEN- actually yeah
| iamburden As seungkwan's boyfriend im very happy
| noniesbabie bOI IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR THAT
| hoshiistiger man- ur being a tsundere, i can see u smiling happily
| mingluv @iamburden hes my wife, u thief 😐 i got him pregnant
| iamburden im omw to do that too
| noniesbabie BEKDBEJCSHUTUPBEJ

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mingluv

mingluv @iamburden fuck you, this is a Wonboo fanfic, hes my wife. Gtfo 😐

comments:

iamburden and what if i dont?
| mingluv imma punch you

noniesbabie wHAT IS THAT PICTURE-
| mingluv its u 🥰
| noniesbabie its clearly soonyo- OFC ITS ME WHY THAT PIC
| mingluv cause I love u bb girl 😘
| noniesbabie 😘 i love u too my darling 😘

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"I saw you getting all friendly with that little shit's friends"

"So? Again, they were there. They're also chill people, I'm sure they won't get in the way"

"And what if they do?"

"Look, the only person who would be is that girl named Dahye. Anyone else is on Seungkwan's side. I'm trying my best to avoid her"

"Eugh, that bitch.. but alright, as long as nothing interferes our plan. We should be good then"

"Right.. Just trust me, I can do this."

"Ugh, whatever, just get this over with. I'm only 1 step ahead on getting Vernon and I'm getting impatient"

"You should really learn how to chill the fuck out"