One day I was on the front lines of the clone army on the planet of Naboo. I was going total beast mode until this jack*** who comes up and riflebuts me in the back of the head. I got knocked out and when I wake up i'm on the god d*** death star. Some retard walks up in an imperial pilot suit and tells me that he was going to shoot me with his gun. So I said go f yourself and dropped his @ss. I say no your gonna die i grabbed his gun and bang, retard down. I started going on a rampage and going total beast mode and whipped their @sses. I walk into the main room of the death star and remember I'm only a clone trooper. I shoot the emperor right in the head. He falls back in his chair and dies instantly. Then I meet Darth Vader. I take one of greivous's lightsabers and cut off his head. Then I demanded that he tells me his name and he said Anikan Skywalker. I say wahhhhh! And I say my name is Bob Jones.
And thats how I met Luke Skywalker's father.
THE END
