shadow's violet

chapter 7: what the heck?

"It hurts! Mommy! Mommy!"
"Violet, what have you done!?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
I started to wake up. As I woke up, I saw something fat and round over me. When my vision cleared, I saw that the figure was a man, and........he......was trying to get with me!! I punched him in the face, making him hit the ceiling and the ground. "You stinkin' pervert! You know who you messin' with?" I said,"i'm the crazy bitch from kanto with a sciss- crap! My scissor!"
"Here you go," a brown-haired girl said.
"Thanks, watch it, the guy was trying to mess with me."
"Dad, what I wrong with you?"
"Dad!? Wait he's your dad!?" I freaked out. "Im so sorry!" I apologized. "Wow, im seein' stars, you pack quite a punch there young lady." Her dad said to me.
" yep, she's the one who freed me from that giant robot ," the girl said.
"Wait, you were in that monstrosity?"
"Yup, and oh my name is lillie by the way."
"Nice to meet you, im violet."
"I thought you all bad ass," a little boy said, "swingin' that scissor blade around, dressed up lookin' like a hooker, totally a chick who fights with her boobs hanging out."
"Shut it!" I punch the little boy in the arm,"I've got my reasons for that, you dick."
"What are you hitting me for? I carried your half-naked ass all the way back here, god dammit." A lady comes out of the kitchen.
" if beating the ba-jesus out of my hubby and motorou makes you feed better, you just go right ahead." She said. I look down and notice that all my wounds were patch up. " what the-"
"If you wondering who patched you up, it was daddy, he's a back-alley doctor. " Lillie said," he's claimed to famous of killing more patients than he's saved!"
"Yea, that's not a good thing."
"Well, at least they can't sue the crap out of me, am I right? or am i right?" He father said. "That's right!" Lillie's mom said," now dig in, its not fancy, but its filling!"
"Time to eat, violet." Lillie said, " my mom's the best cook in the world! Over there we have some croquets filled with I don't know what, and there's some miso soup, with all sorts of unknown things in it!"
"Oh, don't listen to her, I only use non-poisonous ingredients."
" better eat, before its all gone!" Motorou said, while stuffing his face. All of a sudden a dog, wearing a hoody comes in, and eats my croquets," he eats with a kot of gusto, so we call him Guts," motorou says.
"No, guts! Your plate is outside." Lillie puts him outside. "Come on violet, eat!" Lillie stuffs some croquets in my mouth. They weren't that bad. When we went to bed, I couldn't sleep. "Hey, you awake?" I whispered to senketsu. " I wish I knew what you were, senketsu. "