GMAF S1 E5: Megatron's Christmas Carol

Stave 1

(Megatron as Ebenezer Scrooge)

One Snowy Day on the planet Cybertron, there are many Christmas stuff all around cities, towns and the kingdom of Avalabambra! Everybot are all excited for the coming of Christmas, one of the top most favorite holidays of everybody of the entire universe!

But there is somebot who dosen't seem

to be in the mood and dosen't like Christmas! He also dosen't like good stuff... he's the one and only Megatron, Leader of the Decepticons!

Megatron: Man! What is the purpose of Christmas anyway? It's just about giving presents and singing boring songs! (walks quietly in the busy streets)

Poor Cybertronian Boy: Sir? Can you give us even a single coin?

Poor Cybertronian Girl: My big brother and I need some money so that our family will have food to eat and other important stuff we need. Please give us even a small amount of money! (gives a sad face)

Megatron: (sighs) Then get a job, kid.

Poor Cybertronian Boy: Our father hoped for a long time to have a job again because he was fired by his strict boss two years ago, sir. But we don't have the money to afford a new job.

Poor Cybertronian Girl: Yeah... please?

Megatron: THEN FIND YOUR OWN WAYS!!! (leaves mercilesly)

Megatron is a very mean man, he hates giving some his money to poor people. He even disturbs bots while singing their Christmas Carols!

Cybertronian Bots: (sings a Christmas Carol)

Megatron: QUIET MECHS AND FEMMES!!! YOUR BORING SONG ALMOST BROKE MY EARDUMS!!!

Cybertronian Bots: Aww!

Few minutes later, he noticed two men suggesting him to do a little charity by donating food, clothes, money, etc. But, he refused and walks away but in a rude way.

Because the truth is... he hates charity work and that's disappointing.

Later, he agreed Mr. Ratchet's idea of giving him a Christmas Break from work. Because, he wanted to spend time with his family during Christmas.

(Ratchet as Bob Chratchit)

In the evening, Megatron gets his money and hugs it before he sleeps.

Megatron: (hugs his wallet) Goodnight, my money babies! I promise that I'll never give you all to anybot even to the poorest bot in the whole Cybertron! (sleeps)

While Megatron is sleeping, he heared something loud in his bedroom!

Megatron: WHAT'S THAT SOUND... (screams)

He saw Starscream, one of his Decepticon partners who died after seven years. He is very shocked to see him entwined by heavy chains and money boxes forged during a lifetime of greed and selfishness. 

(Starscream as the Ghost of Marley. Imagine him entwined by heavy

chains and money boxes.)

Megatron: STARSCREAM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! YOU LOOK LIKE A BISCUIT THAT'S BEEN DUNKED!!!

Ghost of Starscream: Lord Megatron sir, let me explain. Ever since I started to become like you who has been a money-lover, I died because I fell very ill seven years ago. Now, I'm always wearing these heavy chains and boring money boxes! (facepalms)

Megatron: Seriously? Listening to a partner like you... makes me feel very bored. I'll just go back to sleep.

Ghost of Starscream: Hey! Don't go to sleep yet because I have a warning for you.

Megatron: What is the warning? It's 12 midnight and I'm very sleepy!

Ghost of Starscream: I know it's hard, sir. But the truth is... three spirits will visit you later.

Megatron: SERIOUSLY?! What spirits then?

Ghost of Starscream: The Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present... and the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. You must listen to them or else you'll end up like me.

Megatron: O-Okay?

Ghost of Starscream: Alright, gotta go. Bye.

Megatron: Bye, Starscream.

As the Ghost of Starscream vanishes into thin air, Megatron returns to his bed, trying to fall asleep again.