Obey me!the Misadventures Of Ori!

Time for a little time wasting skit!

Authors note:I HAVE NO IDEAS ILL JUST POST SOMETHING FUNNY HERE)

Lucifer: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Ori: I don't know how to do that.
Beel: I don't wear a watch.
Satan: Time is a construct.

Ori: Wow, Lucifer, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Lucifer: We literally slept together yesterday.
Ori: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Satan: *angrily presses Ori against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Ori: ...
Ori: Are we about to kiss-

Ori: Are we fighting or flirting?
Lucifer: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Ori: Your point?

Mammon: Sorry I’m late, I was doin' things.
Ori: Hi, I’m ‘things’.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ori: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Lucifer is? Because Lucifer is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

Ori: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
My bestie: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Ori: Seize the dick.

Diavolo: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Ori recently.(wink wink 😉)
Lucifer: No,Diavolo, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Diavolo: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Lucifer: No! You’re the only one for me.
Diavolo: Is that so?
Lucifer: I promise! Ori and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.
Diavolo: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Lucifer: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Diavolo: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Lucifer: Of course!
Diavolo:Lucifer... 😍
Ori: What the F-

....Those are all I have for today,gotta go to bed.See ya soon with the next part!