The Christmas Collection. | OT7

Min Yoongi.

Pick | Out of my league

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"Kaylsie what the fuck are you doing ?"

McKayla turned to him with furrowed eyebrows, thinking it was obvious.

"I'm decorating my little biscuits ?" She answered, sounding more like she was asking him a question.

"Yeah that's the whole point, what the fuck are you doing ?" He repeated.

She clicked her tongue, rolling her eyes as Janae could be heard laughing in the background.

"You're such a hater Yoongi, it's actually unbelievable.."

"Is he wrong though ?" Janae asked.

"Your grinch looking ass better shut it before I turn you into that one gingerbread man in Shrek, no one asked you anything bitch." McKayla answered.

After the whole disaster with Yoongi, she didn't hesitate to cut off her mother without a second thought.

Since her father and brother weren't there this year, she just stayed at her apartment with Yoongi and Janae, who was getting ready to leave to go home to her family.

"So violent and for what.." Yoongi sighed.

"You implied that my cookies were ugly, shut up."

"Because they are." He answered.

She sent him a glare, a small chuckle leaving his lips.

"I'm jok-"

"Fuck you." She cut him off, clearly offended.

"I was joking Kaylsie." He answered, chuckling.

"No go fuck yourself Yoongi."

"Kaylsie ?" He asked, slightly frowning.

She didn't answer, which made Yoongi feel bad that he might've hurt her feelings.

".. Sugar tits ?"

That definitely made her laugh, turning to him.

"Are you serious right now ?"

"Alright, I'm out !" Janae said, grabbing her bags.

Both of them waved at her, telling her to be careful on the road before she disappeared.

"So your cookies are ugly.. But since we used the same recipe they'll still be good Kayls."

"You're an asshole." She said, looking at him with furrowed eyebrows.

"So ? What's new ?" He asked, giving her a little spank.

"When you'll end up single, don't wonder what you've done wrong." She scoffed.

Yoongi raised a brow, focusing on his cookie decoration.

"You're gonna leave me McKayla ?" He asked.

"Yeah."

"You're sure about that ?"

"Absolutely."

"Then tell me where you're gonna find another guy like me, your loss.. Salty tits." Yoongi said with a small scoff.

McKayla broke into laugher, a small smile on his face at the sound.

Yoongi was so creative in the worst possible ways.

"Salty tits ?" She asked, almost out of breath.

"I don't know.. Please don't choke and die, what do I tell my mom then ? 'Yeah the bitch died because I called her salty tits', embarrassing." Yoongi sighed.

"I'll tell your mom you bully me.. Don't know why she calls me that often but it's adorable." McKayla commented.

"She said you're the favorite girl I ever brought home.." Yoongi answered in a small mumble.

"Aww.."

"You're the only one I ever brought home though." He added.

She kicked him in the ass, making him laugh.

"You're a giant asshole Yoongi."

"Oh and guess what ? You're still dating me." He sarcastically answered.

She took a deep breath, putting her hands in her hips as she turned to him.

"Well Yoonie what do you think of a little break up for Christmas ? Hm ?" She asked with a small smile, filled with sarcasm.

He grabbed her jaw, pecking her lips before turning back to his cookies.

"Here, I love you Kaylsie, now you better not go anywhere."

She froze a moment in shock, not expecting that at all.

It was always unexpected for Yoongi to say it, it wasn't something they told each other at any second of the day.

"You good ?" He asked knowingly, giving her a glance.

She clicked her tongue, rolling her eyes to focus back on her cookies.

"Mind your business.."

"Say it back now." He demanded, not turning to her.

"You're so damn cute~" She cooed, wrapping her arms around him as she looked up with a small smile. "I love you too Yoonie, you're stuck now, plus your mom loves me so good luck to get rid of me."

Yoongi jokingly groaned, eyes closing as he threw his head back.

"Ah fuck, I should've never done that.." He sighed.

She got on her tippy toes and give his cheek a small bite before pecking it, abandoning her cookies to hug him instead as he perfected his already perfect ones.

Her eyes were fixated on his face, a small smile on her face.

Words couldn't explain how much love she had for Yoongi.

"You're baby daddy material."

"I hope you're not trying to tell me anything Kaylsie.." Yoongi sighed.

"Fuck no, I wouldn't be so chill about it." She answered, furrowing his eyebrows.

He turned his head to her, a small smile forming on his face when he saw how cute she looked from this angle.

"Is this your way of telling me that you see me doing this shit with our kids in a few years ? Because I'm already doing it with a toddler right now."

She clicked her tongue, letting go of him as he laughed, watching her attempt to save her cookies.

"See this is why we can't have anything nice.."

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