Chap2:I hate this stupid mf (shido slander)

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Let's continue this story,shall we?

This story is more like crack. It doesn't make sense. But I hope your happy.

This means kotori is speaking through the headset.

3rd person? Idk?? Bare with me on this cringe story!!

Kotori: approach slowly, shido.

Shido: I got it.

He attended to slowly approach you, only for your head to snap,I mean literally snap quickly at his direction. And stare dead into his soul.

Shido fucking flinched I tell you.                       

(A/N: I'll be using 'seele' when your talking, and (Y/n) for thoughts).

The spirit looked at him surprised,then disgust.

Y/n: what the hell, madoka, I thought no one could enter my world? I need to have a talk with her later

Shido: your staring??

Seele: that's not the point. How did you get in here? No one could enter here?

Kotori: shido! her happiness meter went down! 
Be careful!

A purple glow surrounded seele's hands and her scythe formed.

Seele: you got about a good 120 second to explain why the fuck your in my domain.

Shido: I- um well...

Seele: well? I'm waiiiitinnng...

Shido: to be honest your 'domain' was covering half of the forest, the glow brought me here...

Y/n: even though I hate you, you are right, shido.

Seele:  *sigh* you're right.

Seele put away her scythe, and held out her hand

Y/n: I guess i should make an introduction, but after this, he will probably try to ask me on a date. I should run away and take cover somewhere else.

Seele: Seele Vollerei.

Shido: Shido Itsuka.

They shook hands

Y/n: ew ew ew! I'm gonna wash my hands after this.

Seele: imma head out, I don't wanna see you ever again, goodbye.

Kotori: why is she retreating so quickly? Her happiness meter is very low...

Shido: Hey wait!

Seele, obviously annoyed: what. What could you possibly what now. Im tired.

Shido: well

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Shido: well... Uh... Would you like to go on a date?

Seele: no.

Shido: what?

Seele began to walk closer to the blue haired male, eyes turning red in the process, just about how she got close to him and leaned down (I made you taller than him lol)

Seele: you heard me, to think that would date a pathetic being like you, I don't know why tohka or origami likes someone dense as you

Kotori, thinking: how does she know tohka? Does she know her? Did they have history or something? I got to get to the bottom of this...

Shido: how does she know tohka?? And what did she say about origami?

Seele stopped leaning over shido and turned into her spirit form.

Seele: imma head out. I don't want to ever see you again. Goodbye!

And just like that poof! She's gone she teleported. She's done with everything.

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(A/N: OH YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER? IM MAKING IT LONGER.)

(Your POV) (bare with me, again.)
Extras:

It was a new day. I was walking somewhere, I have no clue where the fuck I'm going, but at least I'm making progress, suddenly,

un-ex-fucking-spectedly

I felt a HUGE wave of uneasiness.

Seele: come out, I will fucking slice you- I MEANN I won't slice you like minced meat. Come out.

But, nothing happened!!1!1!

Seele: huh. Is my head fucking with me?

Y/n: I'm pretty sure that the AST stupid ass stopped looking for me. Let's hope that organic? Kirigami? Whatever her name is I forgot. Did God take some of my memories?

I sat there for a good moment for the events that happened today. I can't believe my purpose is to be a spirit now. Now I'm seele in date a live! Unbelievable, but awesome.

I could do so much now! I'm free!!!

Then. For no fucking reason. It started it rain. hard.

... I should probably find shelter first. My clothes are getting damp.


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