fuckboy // hemmings

intro

Fuckboy :

A Fuckboy is the type of guy who does shit that generally pisses the population of the earth off all the time. He will also lead girls on just for hookups, says hes really into you but doesn't want to deal with all the "relationship bullshit" just to fuck you. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time but pretends to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then complains about people who do the same old shit as him. once a fuckboy always a fuckboy, because fuck boys gonna be fuckboys.

How to spot a fuckboy:

- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals 

- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved) 

- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women 

- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies 

-can’t find the clitoris

Common phrases: 

"I'm not like other guys" 

"Want to play the question game?" 

"How far have you gone?" 

"What would we do if we hungout right now?" 

"Are you a virgin?" 

"You're showering without me?! ;)"

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"Holly, right?" The blond boy said to me, smirking. I looked down at my feet.

"Um, yeah, hi." I said, softly.

"I'm Luke." He smiled.

"Hi Luke." I murmered, still staring at my feet.

"Do you have any friends here so far?" He asked gently. I shook my head.

"No, no actually."

"Well, you have one now." He smirked, then walked away, leaving me all alone in the school hallway.

He seemed nice.

but boy, was I ever wrong.