N x Male H Reader

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-Memories-

Notes: I'm extremely tired please kill me also why did so many people request N hElp

Another day on the SC Jenson spaceship, another day of existential dread eating you inside out. It's a routine pretty much everyone fell into, after all, the Earth exploded so there were less than a 1000 humans left.

Fortunately, with the creation of Dissasembly Drones, they acted as therapy animals for everyone on board the ship and everyone loves them despite the company telling you not to. They were basically cats with how they acted, really smart and kinda creepy cats, still adorable nonetheless.

Which leads to where you were that day.

Supervising training was your job, usually meant you making sure the weapons worked properly and keeping the robots from destroying themselves in skirmishes. A rather dangerous job, but you got to give them head pats and the happiness on their visors made it all worth it.

Seriously, even the most stuck up drones become melty masses of happiness whenever you praise them. They all just love making humans happy for some reason, probably programmed in so they'd naturally want to do a good job.

Either way, you had a clear favorite. Granted everyone loved this particular robot, but that is for a good reason. Serial Designation N, is the most innocent and adorable child there is. The other Dissasembly Drones seem to dislike him however but he doesn't seem to care. He just likes hanging out with the humans and hugs everyone.

Hence, why you love this idiot so much

"Y/N, what is a VHS?"
"Eh? Oh those are some old movies we had on the ship. They're like dvds but way older."
You were digging through some old boxes with N and trying to find a photo album. He wanted to see what you looked like as a kid so you figured you might as well fish it out and go down memory lane
"Cool! They look like bricks with wheels inside them hehe!"
He said as he pulled one out before setting it back in the box
"They were revolutionary and allowed people to watch movies at home."
You continued to explain while opening dusty boxes in search of a photo album.

Soon enough you found the object you were looking for and held up the book in triumph. The Murder Drone saw you hold the book up and he hopped over in excitement. He just held onto you while you found a chair to sit in and he waited anxiously to see lé pictures.

"Aww you look so cute in that hat! Oo do you have any pictures where you're wearing a dress?"
The two of you were sitting comfortably on a couch, N looking over your shoulder at the pictures. You were currently looking at pictures from when you were a toddler
"Humans generally think that males shouldn't wear dresses, so no unfortunately."
You explained, to which N made a sad 'aww' noise in disappointment
"I don't understand that about you humans to be honest. Clothes are clothes. They cover up your body, and as long as they fufil that purpose they should be allowed."
The robot is rather intelligent and creative in his thinking, but he fails to grasp that humans are not very smart

"Yea, it would be logical for everyone to be able to wear dresses, but unfortunately us humans are idiotic and have these norms that we follow. At one point, it was considered normal for children to be married off in some countries. There are thousands of illogical fallacies that plague our history."
You explained as you flipped to the next page. N always listened to you with interest, fascinated by your species's history
"Ohhh yea, true. I'm glad you guys finally got rid of that awhile back, still feel bad for all those poor kids though."

You nodded at his statement and pointed to a picture of you in a pool
"On Earth we used to have these manmade bodies of water to swim in. They had chemicals in them to keep them clean, incase someone pissed in it or something."
You explained as N placed a finger on it, amazed by the color of the water
"That's so cool! I wish I could swim, well technically I can because Dissasembly Drones are waterproof, but we'd be too heavy to properly swim."

He said before flipping the page and pointing to a picture of your family in front of a Christmas tree with gifts under it. You could feel your heart drop at the image as a wave of nastolgia and sadness washed over you
"Oo what is that?"
You took a breath to compose yourself before explaining
"That was Christmas, I-I was around seven then. Yea that is- was my family."
You said in a mildly shaky voice. N took note of the mood change and realized why you were a little sad.

He wrapped his arms around you and rested his head on your shoulder, tail carefully wiping away the tear that began to form
"Sounds like fun, looks really pretty too. I think I remember another guy saying something about missing Christmas cookies, could we make some one day?"
N asked as he looked at you with those adorable eyes you could not say no to. With a gentle chuckle you ruffled his hair affectionately
"Of course. It'd be nice to bake something with you."

The boi smiled wider and pressed his face against your chest. You let out another chuckle and closed the photo album before hugging him back
"Thank you Y/N, you're the nicest human here."
He said before placing a kiss on your nose and hopping out of your lap. You were bewildered and had a clear red tint on your face. It took a few seconds to shake off the shock, but you got up and followed the robot out of the storage area

"Can we celebrate all the holidays together? Even if it's not the exact date, Valentines Day and Easter sound really fun."
"Of course N, we have some time before you have to leave."

A/n: sorry if you don't celebrate Christmas, it can just be your family under some lights or something. Also happy late holidays

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