Toberu Poop Shots

Romancing the Clone but make it sus

Okayyy,, not sweet vengeance i know, but i hope this short makes up for my bad habit of forgetting to update. this takes place in Romancing the Clone s1 ep20c except different stuff happens. Up until clone Garu and Garu make their way to the house, stuff is different :P In an event where Clone Garu doesn't order takeout but still manages to get Garu stuck in a boobytrap in the dark, sussy stuff happens I dunno what to tell ya.

Tobe was on the other side of the bamboo forest that surrounded sooga village. After getting thrown into the ocean, he had to make his way back to land by himself. His ninjas weren't answering any of his calls, probably due to his device being drowned in water. He pulled himself onto shore, groaning in exhaustion. His clothes were soaking wet and he could barley manage to pull his mask off as it clung onto his skin. For a moment he laid on his back to take deep breaths and regain composure. Tobe realized that a squid was stuck on his hair, it had somehow managed to slip into his mask. He screamed and tugged it off the tangled mess.

"This-is all—" the squid came off with a pop "Garus fault! This was NOT how it was supposed to go!" Tobe threw the creature back into the wretched ocean. Tobe took a look at himself, covered in seaweed and drenched in water. "Ugh. My clothes are soaking wet. Garu will pay and feel the wrath of my vengeance...right after I change."

"Hahaha, have a nice evening." Clone Garu waved goodbye to his template Garu, stuck in a boobytrap and hanging upside down. Garu struggled to get out until he was left in the dark by his own clone. How long will It take for all of my blood to go to my head Garu thought to himself. Clone Garu shut the sliding door behind him and headed out. "Jeez that guy blows. Let's see 'ere, what to do. I could seriously go for a snack." He decided and made his way to sooga village.

Tobe saw Garu's house ahead of the tall bamboo trees. "That's a relief, I'm not lost." His first priority was to bathe and get into dry clothes as soon as possible. He hated stinking of the ocean and his hair being in a tangled mess. Tobe pushed away the bamboo in his face and continued onward. On the other side, Clone Garu stopped in his tracks. The rustling noises in the forest alerted him. Though he was nothing like Garu, he still maintained his impressive ninja skills. "Ey! Who's there? Come out n' face me!" Clone Garu announced. The rustling stopped for a moment. "Who on earth.." Through all of the bamboo, Tobe strained to get a look at the person speaking.

"What!?" Tobe breathed out. He saw Garu in the distance, "the spray! It worked after all!" An evil grin appeared on Tobe's unmasked face. Although he hadn't sprayed the real Garu, a clone was sure to do as much damage. The clone seemed to hear him, his messy pigtails perked up and he turned to see Tobe hidden behind the bamboo. "You! What's the issue, Forest guy?" Clone Garu demanded. Tobe's face dropped the smile. He unsheathed his sword and sliced through the remaining bamboo in front of him.

Tobe dropped his sword. "I have no intention to fight you, Garu. You see, my plan is finally working for once and I wouldn't want to ruin it." Tobe chuckled evilly. Clone Garu wasn't paying any attention to Tobe's evil speech, instead he was captivated over tall handsome ninja in front of him. "Ooo. You dropped your sword 'ere, babe." Clone Garu rushed over to pick up Tobe's sword. Tobe froze and his mind went blank. "Babe"?? Tobe shook his head and took a step back. "Woah, don't worry. I won't bite, the names Garu." The clone playfully stated and tucked Tobe's sword back into its sheath. "Y'know, you're pretty for a ninja. What's your name?"

Tobe stood there awkwardly. "Tobe-"
"Cute. You wanna hang?" Garu stood closer to the other. Tobe growled in anger. "Quit that! Garu, I'm going back to my place, YOU go and make yourself look bad in front of sooga village." Tobe turned away from him, a bit embarrassed. "That's the plan. Now go be dishonorable somewhere else." Tobe started walking out of the place Until Garu grabbed a hold of his sleeve. "Waitta sec, I didn't mean to make ya mad. How's about we get ya changed up at your place. We can get somethin to eat after, got it?"

"Garu! What has gotten into y-Wait a minute.." Tobe thought for a second. "If sooga village sees Garu associating with an evil villain, it will certainly do some damage to his reputation..." Tobe smiled and turned back to Garu. "Fine." Garu reached his hand out to Tobe. Tobe hesitantly took it, feeling extremely awkward and embarrassed.

All of the villagers stopped and stared seeing Garu walking hand in hand with the villain Tobe. Clone Garu seemed oblivious to all the attention, instead looking very proud of himself. "My plan is working! er, maybe a little too well." Tobe glanced at their intertwined hands and quickly looked away, flustered. "What plan?" Garu asked. "Oh, y'know. To destroy Garu.." Tobe answered nonchalantly. "Really?" Garu was intrigued "I hate that guy! I say we team up against him." Tobe doubted it and gave no response. "Think about it! You and me." Garu winked at him and nudged at him with his elbow. "Eh? Whaddya say?"
"Alright alright! I'll give it some thought."

The two finally made it to Tobe's Lair. Entering the place, they were immediately met with Tobe's Ninja minions. "Welcome master Tobe Sir!"
"Ninjas. We have a visitor