gay cheese enemies to lovers

angry

cheese 2 pulled out a gun and pointed it at his mortal enemy. cheese 1. cheese 1 stood there, his spaghetti arms unable to hold the knife.

cheese 2 and cheese 1 were having a showdown. yk, like in those old western movies. except, this time, it's in bikini bottom.

cheese 1 threw the knife at cheese 2, the blade ripping open his side. cheese 2 screamed and shot the gun out of anger. he missed cheese 1 by literal miles.

"CHEESE 2 I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!" cheese 1 shouted as he ran over to cheese 2's collapsing body. cheese 2 rested in cheese 1's arms.

"bro, i'm not even hurt." cheese 2 said. "i am literal cheese. i don't feel pain." "oh." cheese 1 sighed.

cheese 2 smirked. "but at least you like me." he chuckled. "shut up." cheese 1 spat, his tooth coming loose and falling into cheese 2's mouth. cheese 2 swallowed it.

"kinky." cheese 1 said. then they sloppily made out, teeth clanking and all.

"OI!" yelled a thick scottish accent. "WHAT'RE YA DOIN CHEESE 1??? UR A CHEATER!!!" shrek and his shredded abs showed up. "GET OUTTA MA SWAMP!"

with a click of the shrexy ogre's fingers, cheese 1 and cheese 2 were suddenly in a strange castle. that didn't bother them as the continued to kiss.

"f*ck me, cheese 1." cheese 2 said. "why'd you bleep out fuck?" cheese 1 said. "keep it pg" cheese 2 replied.

cheese 1 wasted no time in slipping his spaghetti hand into one of cheese 2's many holes.

the moans were so loud, vector could hear them from the moon. "VECTOR!!! OH YEAHHHH!!!" he shouted down in response to the moans.

anyway... cheese 2 was enjoying being f**ked so much he didn't realise he moaned out his exes name.

cheese 1 stopped. "who's mike wasowski???"

(a/n) oooooh, dramatic ending. noice cliff hanger.