"where are you wataru...", zen thought as he sank on the kitchen floor, fork on his right hand and a small plate with a piece of yummy cake on his left. it's been three hours since he had dinner, so his bubbwy wubbwy tummy was making UIHWFOIGBEPIKAHDKAU sounds so he decided to take a bite of the cake that seemed mad delicious even though it was rotten since it's been sitting on the fridge for some months now. it was the cake wataru gave him on his womb emancipation day. his womb emancipation day... he takes a deep breath, that was the last time he has seen his mysterious lover.
just as he was about to take a bite he heard some strange noises coming from the sink. the thought of his sink being clogged again made him roll his eyes, the last time this happened was when wataru shrinked and accidentally fell inside of it...
"AMAZING!!!" zen swears he heard wataru's shrill voice coming from inside the sink. it was so vivid that he pissed his pants but that didn't make him weaker. the boy then stepped closer and saw a strand of light blue hair. he gasps, picking up the hair and stuffing it on his pants' pocket, then a giant monstrous hammer appears magically behind him and he thanks the ghost that lives in his house. he then grabbed the hammer and used it to destroy the sink, but there was no sign of wataru so he slapped himself and cried a bit.
"pull yourself together zen..." he said as he wiped away his tears.
these things have been happening a lot lately, either wataru's wig was falling apart or he was cutting small bits of his hair to give zen some kind of odd sign. the amount of hair that zen collected in the past days was enough to make a hatsune miku wig, which he actually did and sold on aliexpress for 8202939338389889327498703924083409237592835'08'40'923 dollars. he did notice that his hair curled at some random points. some strands looked like they formed the letter E, other ones the letter C and so the list goes on. he literally looked down and the hair formed emma clark on the floor !!! but he was too scared to notic what he as trying t o say like who is that why is that huh whats happenig man..
today was christmas eve, as well as the last day that znn was gonna wait for wataru he said that today was the last day that he was going to wait for wataru he said. another hair fell from the microwave and he grabbed the hair, squeezed it gave it a stinky stare
"look wataru if you want me why don't you say it? we both have enough age and maturity to admit what we're feeling. i am (not) single, you are single. i like you, you like me. then what are you waiting for? what are we waiting for?" but no one answers. zen starts clapping while tears come out of his eyes "wow wataru. just wow. i can't believe you are... like ... this" he started "i thought we were meant to be we even arranged a marriage and this is what you do?? what about the kids? what about our kids wataru? HAT ARE YOU GOANNA DO ABOUWT TH E BABY IN WYOUR TUMMY WUMMY ???!!!! HUH???!!! ANSWER ME YOU .. YOU... ANACLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then he hears a ding dong bing bong from the door. "wait here. i'm not done with you."
zenny wenny walks to the door flawlessly, if there were juris trying to rate his walk rn it owuld be a 782/1000 like rlly hot and cool like that one episode from micarlos ladybug wher e evillustrator man hes so uhGHRHH like literally hear me out i know nathaniel is kinda like uehhh eehhhh ehhh but NO okay hes so cool and and shut the fuck up okay SHUT UP . he opens the door to reveal omg drums its hibiki wataru in the flesh. he hands him a rose and winks.
"hey babe, marry charisma!!! sorry i was having a cup of coffee with emma clarke in the coffee shop on the other road" he affirms, taking a step inside of the house, looking for something, zen believes
"you've been gone for 2 months man..." the smaller man starts, eyes red from cryuringggggg ::((((( WEEEEEEEEHHH EWEHHHH
"she talks a lot we've been talking for 2 months straight HAHAHA!! HAHA!! HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!" wtaru replieas "so, where's my hair" he asks, scratching his head and taking large steps to find his hair faster me thinks
"on your head dummy haha!! silly wartu hihi" zen giggled kissing the palm of his own hand and slapping the taller's ass
"ouCH!!! BOOO :( noooo the one i've been leaving here every night... itwas a sign for you to know i was having a civilized conversation with this woman, i was also going to make the bow to your christmas present be my hair, maybe even the wrapping idk wtf stop" the creepy big man stared expectantly as the smaller started sweating a lot so much it started raining inside of the house because of all the humidity
"oh i sold it on aliexpress some dumb fucker bought it i didn't say it had lice so..." he said making this face right here hold on 🤪
"holy cricket 😲 " wataru said, yes they both walked to the kitchen and sat down on the cold floor. wataru looked at the cake on the table and ate it in one bite "yummy" he smiled. zen looked up and couldn't MISS THSI EXCELEEEET NT OPORTUNIDADE DE FOR GIVING WTASUR HIS MUAH MUAH CHRISTMAS DAY ROMANTIC
"omg watauwu is that a mistletoeeee" he points up and makes a smoochy face
"no that's mold, zen" he sounded disgusted and shoved a rose and a bottle of perfume on zen's throat "fuck off"
after this they kinda marry ig and do fluffy couple things and then adopt a kid because wataru in fact didnt have a womb so they couldndt have bebés pós marmelada. the kid's parents apparently had a problem involving a hatsune miku wig with lice that was so tragic crying emoji bu t what matters is that the baby is fien and cool and it's like the cutest baby ever like the best son you coul ask for and it had like an odler sisste but the sos was lowkey highkey kinda ugly af so.
the end <333
author's notes:
hope you guys liked it!! it's been so long since i wrote another fanfic you know my leg got ran over with a car and two airplanes then i went to the hospital but there were no doctors so i cured myself and they were like omg youre a genius what the fuck so they hired me and ive been helping to find the cure for homosexuality since then. i hope everyone is well!! it was fun to write zen since he's like an oil pastel from faber castell (absolute shit), it was hard to work with him and make him accurate uwu owo but i did it majestically i wrote him so well literally you guys have no idea i wrote him so good. wataru was very easy to write since he's like drawing ink that doesn't dilute hes like oh my god so nice oh shit holy fuck. don't forget to follow my whatsapp for more sexy content and buy all my etsy products <3 uwu
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Wataru Shred
RomanceWataru leaves Zen alone for two months and a day away from their wedding day, but keeps, secretly, coming to see him and leaving a part of him as a hint for Zen to find out where he is. A love story that you will never forget.
