todays gonna be great. i got my cute fanboys address and confirmation that im allowed to surprise him, so that's what im gonna do. i can't wait. i think i found his personal account too, and boy am i whipped for that face of his
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NAH CAUSE LOOK AT THIS FINE MAN
oh yeah i meant to yell. i've never experienced a moment where my fanboy is hotter than me. okay next question... :)
i got ready n all and teased chan and changbin for being pussies and not making a move. noticing such hot ass fanboys didn't happen everyday, so yk i'm smart to meet mine. i bet i'll get taken before them. wait- did i tell dispatch i was gay? i might've... but did i? maybe not.. oh well fuck it. he would look so pretty sucking my di- I MEAN WAIT NO I DIDNT SAY THAT. a h a y'all can't read, aint no one said nothin about sucking dicks.. a h a.
ANYWAYS, i looked up his address and saw it was a 10 minute walk. ugh my legs are a lil tired from practicing so i drove. yes i have my drivers license and it didn't take me 10 times to pass. i'm responsible I SWEAR. back to the topic, i decided to tease him a bit since i have his number.
i arrived at his house, and texted him
xxx-xxx-xxxx hey baby boy, i'm here to pick you up ;)
xxx-xxx-xxxx uh i think you got the wrong number
xxx-xxx-xxxx don't play with me kitten ;) if you're nervous, just say so no chickening out ;)
xxx-xxx-xxxx i really think you have the wrong number no one is outside my door
xxx-xxx-xxxx did you check princess? daddy's waiting still ;)
xxx-xxx-xxxx dude you have the wrong number! no one is outside! i'll take a picture of LITERAL AIR OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
MINHO POV:
ugh does he not get the hint that he has the wrong number? i feel so bad for his "baby boy/kitten/princess. i can't believe i have to prove he has the wrong number. people are so stupid these days
i open my camera app, and open my door
i held my camera up, took a photo, then realize someone was actually there
"HAN JISUNG???" i yelled
"i told you i didn't have the wrong number" and he winked
