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Q&A! For- Oscar(CHARACTER)!

AN: I wanted to do a Q&A but I wasn't sure how to write it so let's do it as if it were through text message/social media post/a youtube video but the background is pitch black and the only thing you can see are captions/subtitles

Q: What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? Would you eat it again?
      A(Oscar): Sticky note. 8/10 if it has something written in it with my handwriting. 10/10 if Dave's handwriting is in it and bonus if the sticky note is yellow or blue.

Q: Have you ever bullied someone? Is anyone afraid of you?
      A(Oscar): Next question, please.

Q: If you were a ghost, who or what would you haunt?
      A(Oscar): One of my past forster parents. 

Q: How many Languages do you speak?
A(Oscar): Hijo de tu puta madre, quien crees que soy? Fucking Shakira? I only speak English and Spanish! Nah man what the fuck, me voy, me voy. Me voy como mi mama!
(TRANSLATED) 
Son of a bitch, who do you think I am? Fucking Shakira? I only speak English and Spanish! Nah man what the fuck, I'm outta here, I'm leaving. I'm leaving like how my mom left me!

Q: How do you cope with trauma/anxiety/stress?
A(Oscar): I cope with trauma by making jokes about my trauma and I cope with anxiety and stress by keeping it to myself and drawing or creating art. The thing I said in the last question is an example of how I cope with trauma. My mom left me so whenever I leave a room I say; "I'm leaving like my mom".

Q: How would you explain your sexuality?
A(Oscar): I know I'm only 14, meaning I'm young, but even as a little kid I've always been interested in women and men. 

Q: If you could have pets, what would you have?
A(Oscar): 3 dogs. A doberman, a Borzoi, and a Husky. If Dave didn't have his Yorkshire Terrier, Maybelline, then I would've named the Borzoi Maybelline.

Q: Are you allergic to anything?
A(Oscar): Lucky me! I don't have any allergies. If I did, I would've been dead years ago. I would've forgotten what I was allergic to and die.

Q: How do you feel about your Dad being Loki?
A(Oscar): Well, I know he's a murder which makes him be a bad influence on me besides the other bad things he's done in the thousand years of his life, but he's my Dad and no one can really do anything about it. Well, besides the bad part of him, I've heard some pretty cool things about him so that kind of makes me proud of him being my Dad!

Q: How quickly do you catch feelings?
A(Oscar): Faster than your mom can cum.

Q: You've mentioned before that you can teleport through the 'White Space', can you time travel too?
A(Oscar): Yeah, been there done that. 0/10, I absolutely do not recommend time traveling if you don't know the danger of where you're going....
      Ah shit my eyes are getting watery- Ok so when I was around 8, I watched 'The Titanic'. I was so interested about what everything looked like in-person since it was vintage and had other cool stuff so I teleported to the 'White Space' and a few seconds later it was chaos. People were screaming and running around, kids were crying, the ground was moving to all directions, pure chaos. Suddenly everything started sliding to the right and the ground felt like it was going down. It took me a second to realize I was ON THE TITANIC and left as soon as I arrived.