Neville Longbottom and the Declaration of Independence

What is this? Honestly i dont even know myself and I helped the AI make this

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Mr and Mrs Dursley were perfectly normal, thank you very much. 

They probably thought that they were being terribly cunning, keeping me in here for so long.

If they only knew that I had plenty to keep me occupied."

Harry laughed at this and promptly fell out of the chair onto the floor.

Arthur leaned forward to help him up, but he turned the other way.

"What are you doing, Potter?

Is this another trick?"

"Nope," Harry said, getting to his feet.

"I'll explain it all to you when I'm finished.

As for what I was doing in there, I was proving a point.

The joke's on you, I'm going to be the one who gets released, not you."

Arthur frowned.

"Don't get yourself upset, boy.

You'll get the same treatment if you aren't careful."

Harry had begun to wonder what the pair were planning on doing with him when the door to the prison opened once again and a man and a woman entered the room.

The man was short and stocky and appeared to be in his early thirties.

He had dark hair, which was cut short and short facial hair.

"Hello, Harry," said the man.

"How is it going, Potter?"

The man chuckled.

"Not bad, not bad.

What about you, Miss Granger?"

He pointed to the woman who, it appeared, was in her early twenties.

Her hair was the same shade of pink as Harry's but her eyes were a dull shade of green.

Her nose was slightly upturned and she had a small gap between her two front teeth.

"Well, no one has ever survived the sorting hat.

After all, the hat only chooses the best.

I'm guessing you don't have a ton of skill when it comes to Magic."

"So, what is the question?"

Harry raised an eyebrow.

"You're probably wondering how I managed to sneak in here, is that right?"

Harry and Arthur had a brief discussion on the seriousness of his getting into the prison.

Arthur believed he was joking, while the man thought he had ulterior motives.

Afterwards, the two left the room.

Harry waited a few minutes to be sure they were gone before heading out the door with Arthur.

He was beginning to get the feeling that things were very wrong here.

"Oh, no," said Harry, trying to act surprised.

"I have a plan and everything.

I just need your help to put it into action."

"Ha!" said Harry, rolling his eyes.