Ichigo's Luke

I + L

Hope you enjoy *unedited*

Ichigo (itch-uh-go)

I was peacefully sleeping before I heard a loud alarm clock wake me up.

"fuckkkkk...." i muffled into my pillow before i yawned and pulled the sheets over my head.

After a couple minutes of sleeping I heard footsteps and immediately hurried out of bed, there's no way im getting caught still in bed in front if my mom.

Once she busts in the door I act like i was doing something at mydesk before I turned around to look at her.

"Oh goodmorning ma" I said trying my best not to sound tired

She slowly walked closer to me before saying

" I know you just woke up Ichigo go brush your teeth and come downstairs" before she turned around and closed my door.

"AND BRUSH YA TEETH TOO, YOUR BREATH STANK DONT LET ME SMELL IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE" I heard her yell from the other side of my door,
her voice fading as she walks further from the door.

"YES MA'AM" I sighed. after getting ready and eating breakfast I decided to check my phone.

Then I see my groupchat.

Spongebob(me), Patrick(fac3..p4lm), and Squidward(theo)

patrick..is typing

patrick: NO

squidward: yes, change my name or i swear im leaving

patrick: DONT LEAVE THE GROUPCHAT

squidward: ihu

patrick:..ihu2

spongebob is online

patrick: ICHIGOOOOO

spongebob: yes?

patrick: are u coming to the fair with me and theo

(ik its theo and i but whatever)

squidward: i never agreed to go anywhere with you

patrick: shut up u never wanna do anything but send corny memes. so Ichigo ur coming right?

spongebob: uhh sure yeah, but y is ur name patrick arent u a girl?

patrick: wellyeah but patrick is my fav character sooo...

spongebob: so why am i named spongebob

patrick: bcuz ur corny and think u give off main character energy so i'll let u have that chance ig..

spongebob: STOP SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT. I DONT GIVE ANY KIND OF "energy"

patrick: ur giving 5 year old with fruit punch juice stains around his moth energy rn, calm down.

patrick: ANYWAY BYE